Why is there a sharp device in the toilet? What if it cuts someone’s enormous, monster dong?
BarbieTheeStallion on
Whenever I see a sign like this, I remember it is posted because it’s been a problem already. Who is playing in the toilet??
irtsayh on
Here to wait for someone with a poop knife
ZippyTheUnicorn on
Some toilets come preinstalled with a poop knife.
CheeseburgerSmoothy on
This reminds me of the movie “Teeth”.
Got_2_Git_Schwifty on
This woke generation is trying to normalize poop knives
NintendoThing on
Ah yes, the Toto IPK 5000, with integrated poop knife
stomachworm on
Where’s my pen? I gotta write that down.
jrh1982 on
Brings new meaning to cuts through shit. Wonder how the plumbers installing these things feel? What about the cleaning staff. I know I always want something sharp sticking out of things I’m trying to clean.
m4c0 on
Hold up. Put hands on toilet to unclog it? Is that what it is about?
elsie14 on
you only put signs up after bad things happen. very bad things.
highly88 on
Honestly, one time I dropped my car key into a McDonald’s toilet and had to put my hand in there and get it out. Not a lot of options at that moment.
SomeWelshie on
I feel like that would make more people curious and put their hand in.
Like the people who touch a wall of they see a *wet paint* sign on it, just to be sure.
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Why is there a sharp device in the toilet? What if it cuts someone’s enormous, monster dong?
Whenever I see a sign like this, I remember it is posted because it’s been a problem already. Who is playing in the toilet??
Here to wait for someone with a poop knife
Some toilets come preinstalled with a poop knife.
This reminds me of the movie “Teeth”.
This woke generation is trying to normalize poop knives
Ah yes, the Toto IPK 5000, with integrated poop knife
Where’s my pen? I gotta write that down.
Brings new meaning to cuts through shit. Wonder how the plumbers installing these things feel? What about the cleaning staff. I know I always want something sharp sticking out of things I’m trying to clean.
Hold up. Put hands on toilet to unclog it? Is that what it is about?
you only put signs up after bad things happen. very bad things.
Honestly, one time I dropped my car key into a McDonald’s toilet and had to put my hand in there and get it out. Not a lot of options at that moment.
I feel like that would make more people curious and put their hand in.
Like the people who touch a wall of they see a *wet paint* sign on it, just to be sure.