There is no “butt to butt” option….if possible Im definitely doing it naked, may go with the sword fight option while giving his stare back, see who gets intimidated first lol
For the past 20-something years, and for the rest of my life, I can’t hear “butt to butt”/”ass to ass” without thinking about *that* scene in Requiem for a Dream.
I think either way is fine as long as you go “scuse me, pardon me, excuse me, gotta get through here, thank you”
HOFworthyDegeneracy on
GoDawgsRiseUp on
Definitely crawling through looking at kneecaps
InternetMysterious21 on
Why are they calling this an art exhibition when it’s clearly a Diddy party?
Previous_Ring_1439 on
Fuck it, I’m getting naked and making it awkward for everyone.
MatthewAran on
Imma be there butt booty naked too just so I can slide my meat against the other nigga 😈
Might as well go full gooner here
mrmamation on
Bisexuals winning 🙂
IceKareemy on
My first thought seeing this Art piece is that I don’t trust humans enough to subject other humans to this, someone is gonna SA these poor folk and that’s sad
Wuntonsoup on
I would HATE to be a little person walking through those double doors… having a dudes meat smack your lips like a ghetto turnstile while smelling some sweaty nook..
Pimpwerx on
Dude is not going to fuck you on your way into the gallery. If you want to look at his dick, you don’t need to make up a fanciful reason for doing so.
MuscleWarlock on
I can do either or
SecretlyMadeOfStone on
That seems like an awful job to have. Just a bunch of random people rubbing up against you all day.
I’d just take off my clothes to make the models uncomfortable. How the turns table
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I’m married so if I went meat to vagoozle for the rest of my life whenever there was a spare moment she would look at me and say “I bet you thinking bout that art bitch”. But if I go meat to meat she would say “I knew yo gay ass liked Sword fighting”
DragonsAndSaints on
Nah I’m good
Entry would have to literally be free for me to even consider going in
owlBdarned on
I don’t wanna see this art exhibition *that* badly
eyloi on
Y’all never docked before? Just as a dare and just to see who would be the one docking.
Kenzo240 on
bisexuals eating good
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Expensive-Coast-3508 on
You could just squeeze behind the woman…
Did no one think of that?
Countryb0i2m on
I’m going home, I think good
Caifanes123 on
I mean as long as the dude isn’t hard I’d rather see titties on the way in
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NoLand4936 on
On the way in, I’m facing him, on the way out, I’m facing her and definitely letting her know I won the measuring contest. Doesn’t have to be true, just confident.
FlairWitchProject on
Imma crawl on all fours going through, make it real weird for everyone involved.
donku83 on
Assert dominance. Use meat as a doorknob to move the guy out of the way
JSC843 on
Is this what Lil Baby meant when he said “fuck that we can go M for M”?
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A naked cartwheel is the only answer.
How would one go butt to butt in this scenario? You wouldn’t be facing either person’s butt.
Or go tip to tip like Cable and Deadpool
The real question is who you want to make direct eye contact with.
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I would rather sword fight.
There is no “butt to butt” option….if possible Im definitely doing it naked, may go with the sword fight option while giving his stare back, see who gets intimidated first lol
https://preview.redd.it/zhh10um5yiud1.png?width=1150&format=png&auto=webp&s=1340c763fa78571ac436a0852784635ab8981892
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If I’m going to be brushing up against another man’s dangle then I’d at least want to look him in the eye while doing it
Is Marina Abramovic the most pretentious artist ever? It is open to debate.
You can go hole to hole or pole to pole, but you never go pole to hole
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I wouldn’t have it any other way…
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Where at?
Slide in on my back
My bisexual ass walking thru
https://preview.redd.it/rilj1el72jud1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b8ed66e0dcd6acd75915b3ff62f9989ae52bd8
For the past 20-something years, and for the rest of my life, I can’t hear “butt to butt”/”ass to ass” without thinking about *that* scene in Requiem for a Dream.
https://preview.redd.it/3dwfl2rs2jud1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2177b3879b6ce3c85c6dc0bfe48dc9f82655ec3b
So what would they do if you got naked as well
I think either way is fine as long as you go “scuse me, pardon me, excuse me, gotta get through here, thank you”
Definitely crawling through looking at kneecaps
Why are they calling this an art exhibition when it’s clearly a Diddy party?
Fuck it, I’m getting naked and making it awkward for everyone.
Imma be there butt booty naked too just so I can slide my meat against the other nigga 😈
Might as well go full gooner here
Bisexuals winning 🙂
My first thought seeing this Art piece is that I don’t trust humans enough to subject other humans to this, someone is gonna SA these poor folk and that’s sad
I would HATE to be a little person walking through those double doors… having a dudes meat smack your lips like a ghetto turnstile while smelling some sweaty nook..
Dude is not going to fuck you on your way into the gallery. If you want to look at his dick, you don’t need to make up a fanciful reason for doing so.
I can do either or
That seems like an awful job to have. Just a bunch of random people rubbing up against you all day.
Why is this even a thing?
Some things just aren’t for me and that’s ok.
Y’all enjoy.
https://preview.redd.it/403r2arn8jud1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bbb87be6f3309964c5f2fd1d39d7eaa6af1d71
I’d just take off my clothes to make the models uncomfortable. How the turns table
I’m married so if I went meat to vagoozle for the rest of my life whenever there was a spare moment she would look at me and say “I bet you thinking bout that art bitch”. But if I go meat to meat she would say “I knew yo gay ass liked Sword fighting”
Nah I’m good
Entry would have to literally be free for me to even consider going in
I don’t wanna see this art exhibition *that* badly
Y’all never docked before? Just as a dare and just to see who would be the one docking.
bisexuals eating good
You could just squeeze behind the woman…
Did no one think of that?
I’m going home, I think good
I mean as long as the dude isn’t hard I’d rather see titties on the way in
On the way in, I’m facing him, on the way out, I’m facing her and definitely letting her know I won the measuring contest. Doesn’t have to be true, just confident.
Imma crawl on all fours going through, make it real weird for everyone involved.
Assert dominance. Use meat as a doorknob to move the guy out of the way
Is this what Lil Baby meant when he said “fuck that we can go M for M”?
https://preview.redd.it/igc9t7v9kjud1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70748dbb5b25789c08f82373b3e4b8741ed228fd