Even the Assyrians had midlife crises, apparently

    by georginaiazoom

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    1. AwfulUsername123 on

      This is fake. No “Assyrian tablet” says this and books did not exist at the time.

    2. Reasonable_Problem88 on

      Cicero plagerized this Assyrian tablet.. his quote is nearly identical to this..
      “Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”
      History eats itself 🤯

    3. I have 2 points against this:
      1. it’s a repost
      2. it’s a repost of something completely fake and historically inaccurate

    4. The original quote is actually by Cicero:
      “The times are bad today: children no longer obey their parents and everybody is writing a book.”

    5. We don’t have tablets from Assyria from before approximately the 24th century BC. If you’re going to shitpost, shitpost more credibly.

    6. Ok-Comedian-6725 on

      the assyrians didn’t exist in 2800 BC, this would’ve been in sumerian and i highly doubt we’d have access to a tablet stating that someone would want to “write a book” during this period, as etchings on clay tablets were about the most sophisticated writing that was done. they’d probably word it rather as “become a scribe”, but this is more a technical profession than a modern day author.

      speaking of ancient documents written about becoming scribes though, there is a fun egyptian papyrus document (from around 1000 years later) that we’ve found where apparently a scribe is trying to make young people join their profession by bad mouthing everybody else

      [https://www.worldhistory.org/article/189/the-papyrus-lansing-be-a-scribeor-else/](https://www.worldhistory.org/article/189/the-papyrus-lansing-be-a-scribeor-else/)

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