Police were called to Oslo Plaza hotel after reports of an 18-year-old male who struck an 86-year-old German tourist in the head with a waffle in the breakfast area and shouted ‘LUFTWAFFLE!’ The young man was arrested.
“Police were called to Oslo Plaza hotel after reports of an 18-year-old male who struck an 86-year-old German tourist in the head with a waffle in the breakfast area and shouted ‘LUFTWAFFLE!’ The young man was arrested.”
Oh Norway, you’re almost as funny as our Danish brothers and sisters
shirukien on
The pun is pretty weak, but I can respect the dedication to the bit. Can’t respect harassing somebody who’s nearly 90, mind you. Unless he was actually in the Luftwaffe, in which case I don’t know how to feel about this.
PN_Guin on
Friends doing this among themselves: funny (depending on context).
Young adult doing it to 86 your old man: not funny and assault.
jhb760 on
Wunderwaffe
kapege on
But German Luftwaffels are the best waffles!
tilmanbaumann on
The pun works much better in Norwegian and German.
FocalorLucifuge on
He deserves life just for the terrible pun.
Hanoiroxx on
Never change Norway. Never change.
Bean_Juice_Brew on
The top one is pretty good too:
“A 52-year-old man and a 20-year-old son, both from Haugesund, allegedly stole a juice machine from Narvesen and threw it out the window from the 4th floor.”
norwegianguitardude on
99 luftwaffles!
Luftwaffle1980 on
I feel the need to make a statement on behalf of any other Luftwaffles out there.
We do not condone the action taken by this young man. Waffles can be a delicious part of a well balanced breakfast and shouldn’t be needlessly wasted on puns.
Our hope is that this young man has learned his lesson and will refrain from making any other food type puns as they are the lowest form of humor out there.
A waffle, no matter how airy and chewy is a horrible thing to waste…
Esc1221 on
I bet that old man did nazi that one coming
skippyspk on
I remember that game… Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffle
anrwlias on
A) Not cool
B) But actually hilarious
kdeff on
And here I was thinking I was the only one to make that connection.
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Oh Norway, you’re almost as funny as our Danish brothers and sisters
The pun is pretty weak, but I can respect the dedication to the bit. Can’t respect harassing somebody who’s nearly 90, mind you. Unless he was actually in the Luftwaffe, in which case I don’t know how to feel about this.
Friends doing this among themselves: funny (depending on context).
Young adult doing it to 86 your old man: not funny and assault.
Wunderwaffe
But German Luftwaffels are the best waffles!
The pun works much better in Norwegian and German.
He deserves life just for the terrible pun.
Never change Norway. Never change.
The top one is pretty good too:
“A 52-year-old man and a 20-year-old son, both from Haugesund, allegedly stole a juice machine from Narvesen and threw it out the window from the 4th floor.”
99 luftwaffles!
I feel the need to make a statement on behalf of any other Luftwaffles out there.
We do not condone the action taken by this young man. Waffles can be a delicious part of a well balanced breakfast and shouldn’t be needlessly wasted on puns.
Our hope is that this young man has learned his lesson and will refrain from making any other food type puns as they are the lowest form of humor out there.
A waffle, no matter how airy and chewy is a horrible thing to waste…
I bet that old man did nazi that one coming
I remember that game… Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffle
A) Not cool
B) But actually hilarious
And here I was thinking I was the only one to make that connection.