When I was a teenager, my dad had a girlfriend who had two children of her own. I was 16, they were like 5, and they thought I was just so fucking cool. They loved my room. They loved my things. They destroyed a lot of my stuff by just being kids, and I fucken hated it. And these little jokers kept stealing my fucken candy. So I bought chocolate laxatives and wrapped them up in candy wrappers. Kids had diarrhea for weeks, dad found the laxatives and thought I was bulimic, we had fun.
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Bless. If only they had just had a glass of water instead of all of that milk.
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When I was a teenager, my dad had a girlfriend who had two children of her own. I was 16, they were like 5, and they thought I was just so fucking cool. They loved my room. They loved my things. They destroyed a lot of my stuff by just being kids, and I fucken hated it. And these little jokers kept stealing my fucken candy. So I bought chocolate laxatives and wrapped them up in candy wrappers. Kids had diarrhea for weeks, dad found the laxatives and thought I was bulimic, we had fun.
Bless. If only they had just had a glass of water instead of all of that milk.