Waiter: “Yes of course, and how blind would you like them to make you?”
Me: “What?”
Waiter: “What?”
Nashichi on
If you’re sick of seeing your miserable life, try our new loaded nachos. You will literally won’t see it coming.
Uniquarie on
What should it read? Guacamole? 🥑
RebelSoul5 on
Could I see the menu?
Wait … why can’t I see the menu? I can’t see the menu!!
Zealousideal-Cell-15 on
Yes I would like a side of glaucoma with my loaded nachos
ChipRed87 on
14 dollars for a quesadilla?!
Eat my entire ass. That is robbery.
steady_as_a_rock on
I really like nachos but I’m not taking a chance with these.
GravityFailed on
Where is this place? I’ve been trying to figure out how to get a medical marijuana card for a while now.
Far_Emu_2972 on
Spellcheck error?
Awkward_Economics_33 on
Since it’s a starter it’s ain’ t too bad I guess…
R4zorBe4st on
When that spice hit you so hard, your eyesight getting fucked up is included on the menu
Bandwagon_Buzzard on
When your state only has medical weed.
Interesting_Play_578 on
Substitute cataracts for a small upcharge
Bops_43 on
The first bite is with the eye
northyj0e on
It’s not even the least appropriate ingredients on those nachos
SparklingGreenCorn on
I used to do copy editing work and would, on occasion, help restaurants with their menus. Most of these were newer restaurants that were just starting out or established restaurants that were doing a menu redesign. There’s so many things on here that are glaring me right in the face. Like the glaucoma lol but also the unusual overuse/underuse of the comma and the odd capitalizing and lower casing of letters. Not to mention adding descriptors at the end of phrases instead of the beginning or middle. For example, “1lb Wings tossed in your choice of sauce, fried crisp and delicious” instead of “1 lb fried and crispy wings tossed in your choice of delicious sauce”. Also I’m assuming the numbers on the sides are the prices? Ahh how I wish I could help these people with their menu lol
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/r/boneappletea
Me: “Hi can I please get a loaded nachos?”
Waiter: “Yes of course, and how blind would you like them to make you?”
Me: “What?”
Waiter: “What?”
If you’re sick of seeing your miserable life, try our new loaded nachos. You will literally won’t see it coming.
What should it read? Guacamole? 🥑
Could I see the menu?
Wait … why can’t I see the menu? I can’t see the menu!!
Yes I would like a side of glaucoma with my loaded nachos
14 dollars for a quesadilla?!
Eat my entire ass. That is robbery.
I really like nachos but I’m not taking a chance with these.
Where is this place? I’ve been trying to figure out how to get a medical marijuana card for a while now.
Spellcheck error?
Since it’s a starter it’s ain’ t too bad I guess…
When that spice hit you so hard, your eyesight getting fucked up is included on the menu
When your state only has medical weed.
Substitute cataracts for a small upcharge
The first bite is with the eye
It’s not even the least appropriate ingredients on those nachos
I used to do copy editing work and would, on occasion, help restaurants with their menus. Most of these were newer restaurants that were just starting out or established restaurants that were doing a menu redesign. There’s so many things on here that are glaring me right in the face. Like the glaucoma lol but also the unusual overuse/underuse of the comma and the odd capitalizing and lower casing of letters. Not to mention adding descriptors at the end of phrases instead of the beginning or middle. For example, “1lb Wings tossed in your choice of sauce, fried crisp and delicious” instead of “1 lb fried and crispy wings tossed in your choice of delicious sauce”. Also I’m assuming the numbers on the sides are the prices? Ahh how I wish I could help these people with their menu lol