Who is this guy, a 19 year old who has already thrown in the towel?
sheisthebeesknees on
virtual_human on
You can self-immolate, you might get a littering ticket though.
Organic_420 on
Bro went for Gandhi to Osama real quick.
Kobayashi_Maru186 on
You can self immolate. I give you permission. 🙃
Faesarn on
You can protest peacefully and hunger strike. Politicians will not care and change a damn thing, but you can do it.
theholyman420 on
“you just can’t be” capping that off sounds incredibly… whiny? Like a spoiled teenage girl saying her life is ruined when her phone is taken away. “Gawhd, I can’t even hijack a plane? Gag me with a spoon”
SmokeyGiraffe420 on
He’s referring to the fact that conservative talking heads (as well as many internet commentators) condemn peaceful protests like kneeling during the anthem or blocking traffic, as much as they would hijacking a plane or throwing a Molotov. How many people have you heard say they would run over protesters for blocking traffic? It’s especially bad on Reddit tbh. He’s not referring to actual legality, but the court of public opinion.
Fragrant_Sample710 on
I’m pretty sure this is supposed to be sarcastic.
olddawg43 on
Actually the Maga people believe you can do all of those things, because they’re allowed in chapter 3 of the Orange Jesus handbook. Death threats and bomb threats are for extra points.
Gokudomatic on
Someone just discovered that there’s freedom and there’s real freedom, which is anarchy and survival of the fittest.
But what’s that deal about not being able to boycott? The young pouting muslim was forced to buy specific products?
qwdzoy on
“the government is bad because they won’t let me set myself on fire” is certainly one of the takes of all time
denmark_stronk on
In Florida three people being loud can count as a riot
This_Abies_6232 on
“You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim” — Jim Croce
The ONLY answer….
Resident_Chemical132 on
Looks and sounds like a member of al quaeda or some other terrorist organisation. lol
Dekarch on
I can’t see a list like that without the Sesame Street song “One of these things is not like the other” popping into my head.
marct309 on
Mohammed, I don’t think I would have thrown the hijacking planes in there it looks bad on ya.
FrankThePony on
Me when daddy governent spanks my bottom for trying to peacefully hijack a plane: “Ah shucks, i can’t do anything here >3< at least I still have my molto- HEY!”
RodLeFrench on
Bro in US protesting is treated as “domestic terrorism”
Other_Log_1996 on
>You can’t boycott
Bud Lite would like a word.
loopgaroooo on
You can’t even terrorist anymore! Ugh..
327Federal on
Well fuck
RajenBull1 on
Dr Suess has officially lost the plot.
inbetween-genders on
Lol he’s almost there to find out why one can’t have nice things.
rotorboy1972 on
Feel free to self immolate at anytime.
phdthrowaway110 on
“Unless Israel was to hijack a plane and throw Molotov cocktails. Then it would be self-defense.” Thanks Community Notes!
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Are you upset that you can’t do terrorism?
What is this statement even supposed to mean?
Who is this guy, a 19 year old who has already thrown in the towel?
You can self-immolate, you might get a littering ticket though.
Bro went for Gandhi to Osama real quick.
You can self immolate. I give you permission. 🙃
You can protest peacefully and hunger strike. Politicians will not care and change a damn thing, but you can do it.
“you just can’t be” capping that off sounds incredibly… whiny? Like a spoiled teenage girl saying her life is ruined when her phone is taken away. “Gawhd, I can’t even hijack a plane? Gag me with a spoon”
He’s referring to the fact that conservative talking heads (as well as many internet commentators) condemn peaceful protests like kneeling during the anthem or blocking traffic, as much as they would hijacking a plane or throwing a Molotov. How many people have you heard say they would run over protesters for blocking traffic? It’s especially bad on Reddit tbh. He’s not referring to actual legality, but the court of public opinion.
I’m pretty sure this is supposed to be sarcastic.
Actually the Maga people believe you can do all of those things, because they’re allowed in chapter 3 of the Orange Jesus handbook. Death threats and bomb threats are for extra points.
Someone just discovered that there’s freedom and there’s real freedom, which is anarchy and survival of the fittest.
But what’s that deal about not being able to boycott? The young pouting muslim was forced to buy specific products?
“the government is bad because they won’t let me set myself on fire” is certainly one of the takes of all time
In Florida three people being loud can count as a riot
“You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim” — Jim Croce
The ONLY answer….
Looks and sounds like a member of al quaeda or some other terrorist organisation. lol
I can’t see a list like that without the Sesame Street song “One of these things is not like the other” popping into my head.
Mohammed, I don’t think I would have thrown the hijacking planes in there it looks bad on ya.
Me when daddy governent spanks my bottom for trying to peacefully hijack a plane: “Ah shucks, i can’t do anything here >3< at least I still have my molto- HEY!”
Bro in US protesting is treated as “domestic terrorism”
>You can’t boycott
Bud Lite would like a word.
You can’t even terrorist anymore! Ugh..
Well fuck
Dr Suess has officially lost the plot.
Lol he’s almost there to find out why one can’t have nice things.
Feel free to self immolate at anytime.
“Unless Israel was to hijack a plane and throw Molotov cocktails. Then it would be self-defense.” Thanks Community Notes!
What if I do it peaceably?