Don’t forget to help us ‘fact check’ any Republican posts exposing the truth..
Hi_Im_Dadbot on
Ya, like they’d let someone operate the hurricane machine after a long day of work. Using it when you’re mentally fatigued increases the chances of accidentally hitting Democratic counties, which invalidates the ENTIRE point of turning it on during an election.
I’m calling bullshit on this story.
yankeesyes on
Schools have to get signed permission slips to take kids on a field trip or tell them about their own bodies, but also kids are getting gender-affirming surgery against their will over the course of a school day.
I wish Trumpists were self-aware enough to know how dumb that sounds.
supergrover11 on
I’m not gay but would like a turn with the hurricane machine. Is there a sign up sheet or line?
aratcliffe on
“Transing”–that’s going into the ol’ lexicon.
LartinMouis on
Wait is the weather controlling machine only available for ultra antifa or do us regular antifas get training on it too?
LIRUN21-007 on
Is this before or after a hearty meal of cats and dogs with your Haitian family next door?/s
PhantomBanker on
Jimmy: I have a headache. Can I have some aspirin?
School Nurse: Sorry, Jenny, you know we’re not allowed to do that.
robotmouth on
Fun fact: the power button for the hurricane machine is on the prostate!
MrsWoozle on
You forgot to mention your second job at the abortion factory.
thatHecklerOverThere on
He admitted it!
Narodnik60 on
Convert to Judaism and we’ll give you access to the space laser, too.
Morepastor on
This is why educators need a pay raise he’s working non stop
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Don’t forget to help us ‘fact check’ any Republican posts exposing the truth..
Ya, like they’d let someone operate the hurricane machine after a long day of work. Using it when you’re mentally fatigued increases the chances of accidentally hitting Democratic counties, which invalidates the ENTIRE point of turning it on during an election.
I’m calling bullshit on this story.
Schools have to get signed permission slips to take kids on a field trip or tell them about their own bodies, but also kids are getting gender-affirming surgery against their will over the course of a school day.
I wish Trumpists were self-aware enough to know how dumb that sounds.
I’m not gay but would like a turn with the hurricane machine. Is there a sign up sheet or line?
“Transing”–that’s going into the ol’ lexicon.
Wait is the weather controlling machine only available for ultra antifa or do us regular antifas get training on it too?
Is this before or after a hearty meal of cats and dogs with your Haitian family next door?/s
Jimmy: I have a headache. Can I have some aspirin?
School Nurse: Sorry, Jenny, you know we’re not allowed to do that.
Fun fact: the power button for the hurricane machine is on the prostate!
You forgot to mention your second job at the abortion factory.
He admitted it!
Convert to Judaism and we’ll give you access to the space laser, too.
This is why educators need a pay raise he’s working non stop