Part of me wants to know how and part of me really doesn’t…
Equivalent_Law_6311 on
Dude is dumb as shit, freak accident my ass. He did something stupid.
Clem573 on
Man that Reddit title
Murky-Plastic6706 on
At least he seems to be in a chipper mood afterwards!
MrB-S on
_”John O’Neill, 33, had been chucking tree branches into a machine in Longmont when a branch shaped like a fish hook got caught on his court-ordered ankle monitor and dragged him inside. The blades cut his toes, foot, ankle and legs.”_
You’d think there’d be a breaking point engineered into ankle monitors, probably less than the weight of the person wearing it, in case of this exact kind of situation where it becomes caught on something and puts them in danger.
barra_giano on
“hey new guy…just kick that log down the shute for me!”
Flaurean on
SnooCauliflowers2782 on
At least he wasn’t defeated… wait…
CaddyAT5 on
Wood chipping is not his forte.
IcedLenin on
His bail stipulated he couldn’t drink, but he still found a way to get legless.
Cosmic_Quasar on
Infinite_Win_1960 on
He was cut out for the job
Any_Complex_3502 on
So now he’s a glorified Joe Swanson?
Damn.
Poor bastard.
PuzzleheadedSwim6291 on
But isn’t the song…head and shoulders…then knees and toes??
Satanicjamnik on
They are cutting down their workforce by 25%, huh?
Frank-Nuts on
Good to see he’s still feeling chipper.
cwhitel on
The payout though
zippopopamus on
Its a great coen bros movie
Pezlikespie on
Didn’t realize he’d quit It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
MidnightSaws on
Man frank Gallagher really stepped up his game
Lolleski on
He wasn’t… cut out for the job
red-it on
He’s not half the man he used to be.
JefNoot on
Before sponsoring the gofundme I would want to know what earned him the anklemonitor.
bigSTUdazz on
He’s half the man he used to be. Sad really.
watermelonsuger2 on
That sucks
Hereiam_AKL on
Doesn’t need an ankle monitor anymore, he can’t run away
Merkinfumble on
What will he attach his ankle monitor to now?
FullMetalCOS on
Damn these new extreme weight loss fads are just getting more and more dangerous.
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Part of me wants to know how and part of me really doesn’t…
Dude is dumb as shit, freak accident my ass. He did something stupid.
Man that Reddit title
At least he seems to be in a chipper mood afterwards!
_”John O’Neill, 33, had been chucking tree branches into a machine in Longmont when a branch shaped like a fish hook got caught on his court-ordered ankle monitor and dragged him inside. The blades cut his toes, foot, ankle and legs.”_
Well that’s a sentence, right there.
Hell of a read:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/colorado-wood-chipper-accident-legs-b2627429.html
That’s one way to get rid of an ankle monitor.
Now, excuse me while I see myself down to hell.
Those comments at the end of that article wow
You’d think there’d be a breaking point engineered into ankle monitors, probably less than the weight of the person wearing it, in case of this exact kind of situation where it becomes caught on something and puts them in danger.
“hey new guy…just kick that log down the shute for me!”
At least he wasn’t defeated… wait…
Wood chipping is not his forte.
His bail stipulated he couldn’t drink, but he still found a way to get legless.
He was cut out for the job
So now he’s a glorified Joe Swanson?
Damn.
Poor bastard.
But isn’t the song…head and shoulders…then knees and toes??
They are cutting down their workforce by 25%, huh?
Good to see he’s still feeling chipper.
The payout though
Its a great coen bros movie
Didn’t realize he’d quit It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Man frank Gallagher really stepped up his game
He wasn’t… cut out for the job
He’s not half the man he used to be.
Before sponsoring the gofundme I would want to know what earned him the anklemonitor.
He’s half the man he used to be. Sad really.
That sucks
Doesn’t need an ankle monitor anymore, he can’t run away
What will he attach his ankle monitor to now?
Damn these new extreme weight loss fads are just getting more and more dangerous.