“Nobody’s going to know. Nobody’s going to know know.”
“They’re gonna know.”
“How would they know?”
attilla68 on
she went black
GCC_Pluribus_Anus on
Just trying to find the whispering eye of the storm
ItzNuckinFutz on
Ribbed for your viewing pleasure.
Columbus43219 on
Has DeSantis threatened this station with a state crime yet?
OwlsHootTwice on
It’s so she can provide her viewers with the most penetrating content.
kgturner on
This just in: The tip.
Death_Sheep1980 on
When I did community theatre one summer, I was assigned to help the sound guy get the wireless microphones ready for the actors. This involved putting fresh batteries in the transmitter packs, then putting the packs into condoms, then into cloth pouches the costume mistress had sewn. The point being, of course, to protect them from perspiration.
The theatre group’s director was part-owner of the local gay bar and was involved with the local LGBTQ+ community center, so he had access to a bunch of condoms that were about to expire, and that’s what we used.
haleyissaved on
As a sound engineer, I recommend using unlubricated condoms to prevent liquids from getting into microphones. It may seem strange, but it accomplishes the task.
Knut_Knoblauch on
That is a r/penis
georgecm12 on
I think this is an old-school audio engineer trick for waterproofing a mic. Nothing new. (And in fact, this image is several years old.)
I think this is also how they protect body mics (lavaliers) from getting all sweat drenched and shorting out when worn under a costume on stage.
Calamitysam32 on
Versatile microphone
Boring-Interest7203 on
It still got herpes.
bigsexyape on
Are condoms soundproof?
tompba on
Safety first….
redmermaid1010 on
Helps her know how hard she has to grip it.
tacknosaddle on
To truly be a Florida thing the condom would have first been filled with drugs and swallowed to smuggle them into the country and then be used for sex with an illegal immigrant transsexual prostitute before being repurposed again as a microphone cover.
Interloper9000 on
Now its dry and gooey
StockRun123 on
It can get wet
Phasebro on
Ribbed for her grip
CurrentlyLucid on
The reservoir tip adds resonance.
andmewithoutmytowel on
Just so people know, we do this in theater all the time. Imagine how sweaty it would be dancing and jumping around under stage lights. Mic packs are often put in an un-lubricated condom to protect them from body sweat.
hunter324 on
Douglas Adams had to do this in China when he was doing Last Chance to See
AngelicPrince_ on
She grips it tight and right to lol
lesteiny on
Ex- theater techie here. It is common practice to use un lubricated condoms to protect audio equipment. Specifically, hand microphones like this and transmitter packs for body mics. Turns out vigorously acting, dancing, and singing under several high wattage lamps for a couple of hours can cause you to sweat buckets.
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Receptacle tip
It’s done on purpose to make the voice better
There’s a storm cumming.
If it works it works
Wonder if it was ribbed… for *her* pleasure
We did that in the military. It’s super effective
“Nobody’s going to know. Nobody’s going to know know.”
“They’re gonna know.”
“How would they know?”
she went black
Just trying to find the whispering eye of the storm
Ribbed for your viewing pleasure.
Has DeSantis threatened this station with a state crime yet?
It’s so she can provide her viewers with the most penetrating content.
This just in: The tip.
When I did community theatre one summer, I was assigned to help the sound guy get the wireless microphones ready for the actors. This involved putting fresh batteries in the transmitter packs, then putting the packs into condoms, then into cloth pouches the costume mistress had sewn. The point being, of course, to protect them from perspiration.
The theatre group’s director was part-owner of the local gay bar and was involved with the local LGBTQ+ community center, so he had access to a bunch of condoms that were about to expire, and that’s what we used.
As a sound engineer, I recommend using unlubricated condoms to prevent liquids from getting into microphones. It may seem strange, but it accomplishes the task.
That is a r/penis
I think this is an old-school audio engineer trick for waterproofing a mic. Nothing new. (And in fact, this image is several years old.)
I think this is also how they protect body mics (lavaliers) from getting all sweat drenched and shorting out when worn under a costume on stage.
Versatile microphone
It still got herpes.
Are condoms soundproof?
Safety first….
Helps her know how hard she has to grip it.
To truly be a Florida thing the condom would have first been filled with drugs and swallowed to smuggle them into the country and then be used for sex with an illegal immigrant transsexual prostitute before being repurposed again as a microphone cover.
Now its dry and gooey
It can get wet
Ribbed for her grip
The reservoir tip adds resonance.
Just so people know, we do this in theater all the time. Imagine how sweaty it would be dancing and jumping around under stage lights. Mic packs are often put in an un-lubricated condom to protect them from body sweat.
Douglas Adams had to do this in China when he was doing Last Chance to See
She grips it tight and right to lol
Ex- theater techie here. It is common practice to use un lubricated condoms to protect audio equipment. Specifically, hand microphones like this and transmitter packs for body mics. Turns out vigorously acting, dancing, and singing under several high wattage lamps for a couple of hours can cause you to sweat buckets.
She said fuck this job
Hurricane “hawk tuah”
If it works it’s not stupid