Or at least, it’s as much a “battleground state” in 2024 as Texas is.
While there seems to be substantial democrat movement in both states, neither really appears to be in play for the 2024 election (unfortunately).
ReddditSarge on
Morons. They walk amongst us.
MacNuggetts on
Florida isn’t a swing state anymore. We’ve solidly been let go by the Democratic party, and the Republican party gets away with medicare fraud because of it.
bill_wessels on
this not the party that should be talking about abolishing the dept of education. they already dumb as shit.
Just_Tana on
Remember the GOP tries to remove critical thinking from schools.
jax2love on
JFC
TIL_this_shit on
Also Texas is a swing state, lmao (The Democrat Senator candidate is up 1%).
Njabachi on
These people are addicted to conspiracies.
Cool-Protection-4337 on
Going to be so funny if Cancun Cruz loses and if they lose a house seat or two. May not make it a swing state but boy will it fly in the face of Republicans. They have that state and all others so gerrymandered when they lose it has got to hurt. Vote and get out the vote by telling friends and family that don’t normally vote.
RamonaQ-JunieB on
Is this MTG’s burner account because it is definitely stupid enough to be.
dalgeek on
Did he forget about Rita, Ike, and Harvey? Houston got like 50 inches of rain from Harvey.
mizkayte on
Oh my
jerslan on
> Texas is not a swing state
Tell that to Ted Cruz… Last I checked the polls there were crazy tight.
64OunceCoffee on
TIL there’s a Mexico Ocean
wutevahung on
And stuffs like this is exactly why they started dumbing down education since like 1980 in red states.
RickySpanish1272 on
Hurricane Beryl would like a word.
Human_Roomba on
This HAS to be satire
Dachusblot on
Ok but like… Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolinas, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and Maine are all “on the same Ocean as Florida.” Why aren’t they ALL being hit by Hurricanes? So suspicious!
Texas got hit by Hurricane Beryl only a couple months ago. It wasn’t even close to as terrifying as Helene or Milton, but still. This happens literally every year. What kind of stupid pills are people taking?
monkeyhind on
I’m afraid we are past the point where uncensored, fully-stocked libraries will make a difference. That would require picking up a book.
Plaid_Piper on
Jokes on them. This year, Texas is in play.
jones61 on
What? I don’t get that at all.
IvanTheAppealing on
I know this is hard to understand but…
Hurricanes aren’t as big as the entire Gulf of Mexico, and they move in one direction, not all directions at once. A hurricane that starts in the middle of the gulf and heads east to hit Florida won’t also magically hit Texas
Quirky_Discipline297 on
Wait and see. Once we get the Roberts court prosecuted and thrown out, all those Harris ballots will magically appear. Then Texas blue, Florida blue, Arizona blue….
Joe Arpaio took a pardon from President Trump. For doing exactly what Project 2025 calls for. Arizona has and will continue to move on towards equal justice.
cantusethatname on
I doubt a book ban is the result of his lack of mental prowess. More likely he’s a third grade dropout.
MattyIce1220 on
It’s shares a gulf but okay
Consistent_Room7344 on
Give it another week. Models have another tropical weather system in gulf. This looks Texas bound.
I love how the weather is utterly dependent on their political leanings.
1984isAMidlifeCrisis on
To be honest if we could steer hurricanes we’d leave Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana alone and focus on the problem states.
HaiKarate on
How does a hurricane hitting a swing state help a candidate? ELI5.
StigNet on
And they get to vote…😱
annaleigh13 on
Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including ignorance
daneelthesane on
This is the dumbest thing I have read in a long while.
Both_Lychee_1708 on
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clangan524 on
Is OOP in the panhandle? They’re not much for book learnin’ out thata way.
LemmyLola on
Nova Scotia… its on the same ocean as Florida… but no hurricane… because we can’t vote in the election!
Hobo_Messiah on
Why can’t Johnny read?
Jannol on
This country has no future.
ConOregon on
The amount of stupid people in this country is simply stunning.
Otherwise-Wash-4568 on
Ok. I knew they went off the rails a long time ago, but why do they keep pushing “democrats attacking Florida with a hurricane?” There’s no way they actually believe that
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Oh lawd
Florida is not a swing state either.
I’m not usually rendered speechless… but..
Neither is Florida.
Or at least, it’s as much a “battleground state” in 2024 as Texas is.
While there seems to be substantial democrat movement in both states, neither really appears to be in play for the 2024 election (unfortunately).
Morons. They walk amongst us.
Florida isn’t a swing state anymore. We’ve solidly been let go by the Democratic party, and the Republican party gets away with medicare fraud because of it.
this not the party that should be talking about abolishing the dept of education. they already dumb as shit.
Remember the GOP tries to remove critical thinking from schools.
JFC
Also Texas is a swing state, lmao (The Democrat Senator candidate is up 1%).
These people are addicted to conspiracies.
Going to be so funny if Cancun Cruz loses and if they lose a house seat or two. May not make it a swing state but boy will it fly in the face of Republicans. They have that state and all others so gerrymandered when they lose it has got to hurt. Vote and get out the vote by telling friends and family that don’t normally vote.
Is this MTG’s burner account because it is definitely stupid enough to be.
Did he forget about Rita, Ike, and Harvey? Houston got like 50 inches of rain from Harvey.
Oh my
> Texas is not a swing state
Tell that to Ted Cruz… Last I checked the polls there were crazy tight.
TIL there’s a Mexico Ocean
And stuffs like this is exactly why they started dumbing down education since like 1980 in red states.
Hurricane Beryl would like a word.
This HAS to be satire
Ok but like… Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolinas, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and Maine are all “on the same Ocean as Florida.” Why aren’t they ALL being hit by Hurricanes? So suspicious!
Texas got hit by Hurricane Beryl only a couple months ago. It wasn’t even close to as terrifying as Helene or Milton, but still. This happens literally every year. What kind of stupid pills are people taking?
I’m afraid we are past the point where uncensored, fully-stocked libraries will make a difference. That would require picking up a book.
Jokes on them. This year, Texas is in play.
What? I don’t get that at all.
I know this is hard to understand but…
Hurricanes aren’t as big as the entire Gulf of Mexico, and they move in one direction, not all directions at once. A hurricane that starts in the middle of the gulf and heads east to hit Florida won’t also magically hit Texas
Wait and see. Once we get the Roberts court prosecuted and thrown out, all those Harris ballots will magically appear. Then Texas blue, Florida blue, Arizona blue….
Joe Arpaio took a pardon from President Trump. For doing exactly what Project 2025 calls for. Arizona has and will continue to move on towards equal justice.
I doubt a book ban is the result of his lack of mental prowess. More likely he’s a third grade dropout.
It’s shares a gulf but okay
Give it another week. Models have another tropical weather system in gulf. This looks Texas bound.
https://preview.redd.it/dmk8xcxfmytd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf1f332cf1cf5936854633d4bd3840d1a9d7d0c
That’s not how any of this works.
I love how the weather is utterly dependent on their political leanings.
To be honest if we could steer hurricanes we’d leave Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana alone and focus on the problem states.
How does a hurricane hitting a swing state help a candidate? ELI5.
And they get to vote…😱
Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including ignorance
This is the dumbest thing I have read in a long while.
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Is OOP in the panhandle? They’re not much for book learnin’ out thata way.
Nova Scotia… its on the same ocean as Florida… but no hurricane… because we can’t vote in the election!
Why can’t Johnny read?
This country has no future.
The amount of stupid people in this country is simply stunning.
Ok. I knew they went off the rails a long time ago, but why do they keep pushing “democrats attacking Florida with a hurricane?” There’s no way they actually believe that