They are pumping earth juice into small containers, that are then emitted as vapour to the atmosphere by a quick thermal reaction. Earth juice vapour controls the temperature and amps it up to enhance hurricanes, by infusing clouds with earth juice vapour energy.
85cdubya on
The crew on the weather machine can look directly across the flat earth 4000mi to the other weather stations. That’s how they get ‘category’ levels. They only have 5 functional right now.
paladindan on
Valuable-North-3133 on
In what way are they not getting away with it?
Commercial-Owl11 on
Lol what’s sad is someone on Twitter is def not going to understand this is a joke.
1970s_MonkeyKing on
>But our gods keep telling us to drill, drill baby drill. So are Marge Green and the Great Cheatos really in league with these weather wizards? My brain hurts.
– Trump worshipper
NotAnAIOrAmI on
Logical, Tim, good work.
basementspam on
Vulcans don’t lie!
DredZedPrime on
Black_Otter on
“We ain’t found shit!”
CodeMonkeyMayhem on
FattusBaccus on
At first, my knee jerk reaction was this guy is an idiot and that’s just an offshore oil rig. Then I thought about it and get his joke. It was clever and I got there eventually.
Dazzling-Juniper on
The legendary “Climate Change-o-Matic 3000.” Just one crank and boom, instant apocalypse.
Serene_Lennon on
Well, you’re not wrong…
TwoSwordSamurai on
Touche
Relevant_Campaign_79 on
Don’t forget about the mole people who live underground and are controlling seismic activity and earthquakes. Wake up people 😂
100BaphometerDash on
The fossil fuel industry is knowingly dooming our species, and thousands of others, to extinction for the sake of short term profits.
They are committing crimes against humanity and if there were any justice their ownership, management, and major investors would have all of their assets seized to be used to mitigate the effects of the climate crisis, and spend the rest of their lives in prison.
Pajilla256 on
My first thought was that this was on climate change like: yes they have machines that change the weather… they are fucking oil rigs and factories you dumb twats!
cant-be-faded on
Bro felt like he cracked the case though 🤣🤣
Big77Ben2 on
“Did my research” just means “found the first thing that I agree with and stopped looking.”
Cosmic_Lust_Temple on
Don’t forget about the heat waves and heatwaves!
SrBlueSky on
Good job finding that, Mr. Vulcan.
jd807 on
What about heat waves, tho ??
getmoresoon on
Tim’s comment would just fly waaay over the heads of the climate change denyiers
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They are pumping earth juice into small containers, that are then emitted as vapour to the atmosphere by a quick thermal reaction. Earth juice vapour controls the temperature and amps it up to enhance hurricanes, by infusing clouds with earth juice vapour energy.
The crew on the weather machine can look directly across the flat earth 4000mi to the other weather stations. That’s how they get ‘category’ levels. They only have 5 functional right now.
In what way are they not getting away with it?
Lol what’s sad is someone on Twitter is def not going to understand this is a joke.
>But our gods keep telling us to drill, drill baby drill. So are Marge Green and the Great Cheatos really in league with these weather wizards? My brain hurts.
– Trump worshipper
Logical, Tim, good work.
Vulcans don’t lie!
“We ain’t found shit!”
At first, my knee jerk reaction was this guy is an idiot and that’s just an offshore oil rig. Then I thought about it and get his joke. It was clever and I got there eventually.
The legendary “Climate Change-o-Matic 3000.” Just one crank and boom, instant apocalypse.
Well, you’re not wrong…
Touche
Don’t forget about the mole people who live underground and are controlling seismic activity and earthquakes. Wake up people 😂
The fossil fuel industry is knowingly dooming our species, and thousands of others, to extinction for the sake of short term profits.
They are committing crimes against humanity and if there were any justice their ownership, management, and major investors would have all of their assets seized to be used to mitigate the effects of the climate crisis, and spend the rest of their lives in prison.
My first thought was that this was on climate change like: yes they have machines that change the weather… they are fucking oil rigs and factories you dumb twats!
Bro felt like he cracked the case though 🤣🤣
“Did my research” just means “found the first thing that I agree with and stopped looking.”
Don’t forget about the heat waves and heatwaves!
Good job finding that, Mr. Vulcan.
What about heat waves, tho ??
Tim’s comment would just fly waaay over the heads of the climate change denyiers