Floridians Dealing With Milton



    by P4yTheTrollToll

    29 Comments

    1. can’t stay sober long enough to leave town….if they start heading North they have no idea how long it will be until their next drink

    2. Standing in water like that, with a storm outside, I would be scared a downed powerline would fall into the water and we’d all die.

    3. FULLsanwhich15 on

      I would mention the water quality and the dangers that come with flood waters but if we’re being honest, these are the people that are immune to everything including a natural death.

    4. we will be dancing, drinking, eating, driving our cars and, yes, playing pool right until our demise.

      we will not get the memo. wall-e and don’t look up are documentaries.

      we got so close to touch the stars. so close.

    5. Florida gonna Florida. “I ordered wings 30 minutes ago, where the fuck are my wings?”

      Surge washes then all away

    6. skipjack_sushi on

      You might think that they all just got hepatitis. That is impossible. They already had it.

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