Apart from having been already pretty fucked his whole life, never has he ever been fucked in the manner that he is pretending to now. This whole bullshit story is fucked.
Fjordikus on
Please, god.
I want to see both of these assholes rot in prison.
Deranged_Kitsune on
I mean, I was already buying. You don’t need to sell me harder.
mumushu on
So what’s crime does Elmo need a Trump pardon for?
32lib on
My guess is that muskmellon is on the Lolita express loggs numerous times.
Mr_BigglesworthIII on
That seals the deal for me! IM WITH HER
Maximum-Purchase-135 on
Trumps neck looks like a flabby front buttocks
jerslan on
Prison? Probably not. If he’s actually done something illegal and Trump is holding the evidence over him and will release it to the DoJ if he loses? Maybe.
He’s definitely f*cked, but I’ll settle for Deportation, nationalization of his government enterprises Spacex and Starlink, and immediate revocation of his Security Clearances.
DBsBuds on
When kung fu lessons cost you your freedom.
Hartastic on
In this hypothetical scenario I bet he also would be surly if he couldn’t get his gender-affirming care in prison.
Significant-Summer-8 on
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AbhaDimon on
It’s ok Elon, if he doesn’t win he’s fucked as well.
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In the legal world, this is called “consciousness of guilt”.
Trump’s neck looks like a pig’s genitalia. No bueno….
Making traitors face consequences is a great reason to vote blue
https://democrats.org/
You got my vote! Musk for Prison 2024!
Apart from having been already pretty fucked his whole life, never has he ever been fucked in the manner that he is pretending to now. This whole bullshit story is fucked.
Please, god.
I want to see both of these assholes rot in prison.
I mean, I was already buying. You don’t need to sell me harder.
So what’s crime does Elmo need a Trump pardon for?
My guess is that muskmellon is on the Lolita express loggs numerous times.
That seals the deal for me! IM WITH HER
Trumps neck looks like a flabby front buttocks
Prison? Probably not. If he’s actually done something illegal and Trump is holding the evidence over him and will release it to the DoJ if he loses? Maybe.
Made to pay a fair tax rate? Abso-fucking-lutely.
https://i.redd.it/em0gl5j5mntd1.gif
He’s definitely f*cked, but I’ll settle for Deportation, nationalization of his government enterprises Spacex and Starlink, and immediate revocation of his Security Clearances.
When kung fu lessons cost you your freedom.
In this hypothetical scenario I bet he also would be surly if he couldn’t get his gender-affirming care in prison.
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It’s ok Elon, if he doesn’t win he’s fucked as well.