Why would you try and shoot fish instead of just throwing some baited fishing lines in the water from that beach? None of them are gonna catch any dinner…dumbasses. /s
(they forget that people with blue ball caps own guns too…and we can actually read the owners manual)
Ebo_72 on
I like our odds in that battle. Don’t think bringing a gun to a hurricane fight is good strategy.
johanTR on
and we wouldn’t even have to use the big hurricane machine…
Corydw619 on
This is funny?
Fist-of-Family-Value on
okay this is pretty fucking funny
greenman5252 on
It’s almost as if they have forgotten that the NRA championed a training program that taught teenage democrats how to shoot. It was better when the patches were round just saying.
Renturu on
We know that’s incorrect. According to conservative philosophy, the women should be in the kitchen and nursing the wounded.
Remember the age old Republican mantra: the only way to stop a bad person with a hurricane gun is a good person with a hurricane gun.
mindfungus on
The right side that’s truncated: children and freedom
_jjkase on
If i can’t nuke a hurricane and I can’t shoot it, what kind of lethal force can i throw at it??
Apalis24a on
I think that the Spanish Armada in 1588 shows how effective large amounts of firepower are against hurricanes… or, rather, how effective hurricanes are against firepower.
Schwiftness on
Downvoted for AI and lack of humor.
TrinityCodex on
The war against Poseidon rages on
NoConversation7777 on
The Gang That Can’t Shoot Straightâ„¢.
DVariant on
AI slop gets downvoted
sunward_Lily on
One redhat should be brandishing a Sharpie. That would have been golden.
tgallup on
Can someone do nuke vs hurricane
StagLee1 on
Conservatives just haven’t launched nukes at the hurricane yet. The tide will turn when they melt Florida beaches into sheets of glass. /s
stesha83 on
Conservatives shooting at an imaginary enemy is highly on brand
thezekroman on
So they think that the left can control the weather but they can win by shooting it?
arrownyc on
And the only winners are the billionaires who buy up all the land after everyone flees or dies.
zoroddesign on
Caligula attacking the ocean again.
Sub0ptimalPrime on
Unfortunately, the hurricanes will come for us all.
ecthelion108 on
This must be “the storm” those idiots kept blabbing about
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Why would you try and shoot fish instead of just throwing some baited fishing lines in the water from that beach? None of them are gonna catch any dinner…dumbasses. /s
(they forget that people with blue ball caps own guns too…and we can actually read the owners manual)
I like our odds in that battle. Don’t think bringing a gun to a hurricane fight is good strategy.
and we wouldn’t even have to use the big hurricane machine…
This is funny?
okay this is pretty fucking funny
It’s almost as if they have forgotten that the NRA championed a training program that taught teenage democrats how to shoot. It was better when the patches were round just saying.
We know that’s incorrect. According to conservative philosophy, the women should be in the kitchen and nursing the wounded.
https://preview.redd.it/lfxy9ovjfntd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ee7051ebd3f2f91139813961f01a3fc5f9de9b
Remember the age old Republican mantra: the only way to stop a bad person with a hurricane gun is a good person with a hurricane gun.
The right side that’s truncated: children and freedom
If i can’t nuke a hurricane and I can’t shoot it, what kind of lethal force can i throw at it??
I think that the Spanish Armada in 1588 shows how effective large amounts of firepower are against hurricanes… or, rather, how effective hurricanes are against firepower.
Downvoted for AI and lack of humor.
The war against Poseidon rages on
The Gang That Can’t Shoot Straightâ„¢.
AI slop gets downvoted
One redhat should be brandishing a Sharpie. That would have been golden.
Can someone do nuke vs hurricane
Conservatives just haven’t launched nukes at the hurricane yet. The tide will turn when they melt Florida beaches into sheets of glass. /s
Conservatives shooting at an imaginary enemy is highly on brand
So they think that the left can control the weather but they can win by shooting it?
And the only winners are the billionaires who buy up all the land after everyone flees or dies.
Caligula attacking the ocean again.
Unfortunately, the hurricanes will come for us all.
This must be “the storm” those idiots kept blabbing about
Do they call themselves the Redcoats?