A frog lives in the gutters of my home. I see it nightly.

    by UncertainDust

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    1. That frog’s diary is countless entries of him asking why you wont get him down. Is he not worthy?!

    2. Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no ponds, father no tadpoles. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my gutter. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher of the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

    3. okwtheburntones on

      It’s the light. We have a big toad that sits just at the edge of a circle of light created by landscape lighting. He sits there and gorges himself of the unsuspecting bugs.

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