I was today years old when i found out that onions don’t have cores and i don’t need to cut them like an apple…. Yes im 31.

    by Icyteayylo

    39 Comments

    1. allstartinter2021 on

      No just chop the ends off and you can use the entire onion. I chuckled a bit at this.

    2. dorritosncheetos on

      Good on you for admitting it and being able to laugh at yourself, cause God knows everyone who’s ever seen you do that shit sure is.

    3. Makes me wonder what else you have yet to learn. I hope you have kind guides in your life!

    4. Seeker0fTruth on

      I was 28 when I learned that pagodas and bodegas were different things. There’s a *lot* to know in the world, don’t beat yourself up

    5. Working at subway as my first job, never having cut an onion someone told me I needed to discard the like very innermost layers that come out in a little oval shape after cutting in half. Not sure why but I did that for years until someone told me it wasn’t necessary.

    6. magicrowantree on

      It has never crossed my mind that someone might think they have cores, BUT I can totally get why you would. I’m glad you figured it out, though!

    7. Dambo_Unchained on

      The real tragedy is that every meal this person had where they followed a recipe it was under onioned

    8. Cool_Cartographer_39 on

      Oh my sweet summer’s child. Cut the top and bottom off, then peel skin. Lay a flat side down and cut in half and proceed from there

    9. Really trying to give you the benifit of the doubt here, but I feel like your only valid excuse that doesn’t make you just look stupid is if you have done very little cooking.

    10. The “core” is the best part because when you place it on a sandwich it doesn’t just go around the thing

    11. I don’t understand how it’s possible. It means you’ve never seen another human cutting an onion in your whole 31 yrs of life?

      I seriously can’t understand how someone can live three decades on Earth and not know how to cook the most used vegetable in the world lmao

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