This what I he saying but they don’t fucking listen, man. Like, I *knew* you were big when I met you please be so fr
Also “demogorgussy” is insane
randiraige on
I spent many a year sucking in and trying to make sure angles made me look good before someone finally told me “He knew how big you are when he asked you out. That’s what he likes.”
Now I say “If he dies, he dies.”
At least he’ll die with a smile on his face. His tombstone will say “Suffocated by M cup titties. A hero.”
unholyswordsman on
Trust me, he wants that ass sized indent in the bed
MetalCrow9 on
If we die, we die.
fuzzycuffs on
I’m trying to get suffocated
fabulousfizban on
If he dies, he dies.
thelaststarz on
![gif](giphy|3Icui8mYb1nXvBYucn)
*DONT* BRING BACK SHAME😂😂
procrastin-eh-ting on
honestly needed this, gained a bit and I’ve been feeling self conscious about riding even though he said he loved it … ima ride it who cares if I look big
ammlegend on
If I get crushed or suffocated, then that’s exactly how I was meant to go! I’d see y’all in Valhalla.
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Literally. We saw your size before we even asked, stop being scared, suffocate us please.
https://preview.redd.it/aq9fljc1zktd1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49de12cf9706ab7d39502ea57d92a3090dcf249
This what I he saying but they don’t fucking listen, man. Like, I *knew* you were big when I met you please be so fr
Also “demogorgussy” is insane
I spent many a year sucking in and trying to make sure angles made me look good before someone finally told me “He knew how big you are when he asked you out. That’s what he likes.”
Now I say “If he dies, he dies.”
At least he’ll die with a smile on his face. His tombstone will say “Suffocated by M cup titties. A hero.”
Trust me, he wants that ass sized indent in the bed
If we die, we die.
I’m trying to get suffocated
If he dies, he dies.
![gif](giphy|3Icui8mYb1nXvBYucn)
*DONT* BRING BACK SHAME😂😂
honestly needed this, gained a bit and I’ve been feeling self conscious about riding even though he said he loved it … ima ride it who cares if I look big
If I get crushed or suffocated, then that’s exactly how I was meant to go! I’d see y’all in Valhalla.