I’ve been saying he’s done some bad shit and is really in need of a pardon.
Tiny-Buy220 on
Good, get fucked MagaNerd
YgramulTheMany on
Biden is president *now*. Harris is VP *now*.
roseshoser on
Given the way his shitty Teslas have been catching fire in the saltwater after Helene, he should be incarcerated for arson.
He should be required to relinquish any power over SpaceX given his love of Trump/Putin/oligarchs.
54sharks40 on
What *should* happen is that the federal government should pause any and all dealings with SpaceX until he’s fully divested of any connection to that company
Admirable-Sink-2622 on
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Trump allegedly one inch taller than Phony Stark? 🤔
He hasn’t been indicted for anything. Sounds like more vapor ware
KarsaOrlong012 on
Sounds like something someone who’s regularly committing crimes would say
Tres_Le_Parque on
Never, has a Presidential run hinged less on the needs of the many and so much on the needs of a few – as a ‘get-out-jail-free’ card.
mourninshift on
Trump got the Epstein island receipts
Impressive-Care1619 on
Bye bye ya lonely loser
Impressive-Care1619 on
Can he jet off to Mars?
Candid_Chemist2491 on
Oh Leon, sweetie if only I could believe that you would ever face consequences for anything.
formerfawn on
Tell me you’ve commit crimes without telling me….
MagicianHeavy001 on
Almost sounds as if he’s been notified he is the target of an investigation. Is that what’s he’s saying?
anotherthing612 on
Elon thinks everyone cares about him. When Harris wins, nothing will happen to him on her account. She doesn’t give a shit. He will just become more broke and even less relevant. He’s already setting up the cause of his demise because he knows he’s hemorrhaging money and at some level he knows Trump can’t win. He wants someone to blame.
Maybe he can do Dancing with the Stars. He looks like he’s light on his feet.
GhostofAugustWest on
There’s like zero chance he’ll be arrested in Harris wins. Still fun to think maybe …
VegetableShip on
shouldn’t have raped children then
naturecamper87 on
So he admits to his sexual harassment and likely other assault and misconduct?
Mcboatface3sghost on
Nobody is tossing this tool in prison, he’s got more money than most of the 195 countries in the world. Just. Go. Away. Go live on an island and chill out you fucking dork. (Alright, that’s it, I’m going to bed)
Front_Farmer345 on
Why isn’t he in there now then?
ThinkPath1999 on
One might ask, what does he think he did that might warrant a prison sentence?
Concerning!
angrygrouch24 on
Good
Private_HughMan on
So when it comes to Harris implementing policy, she has no excuse for not doing it now. But when it comes to her arresting Elon, she can only do that after she takes office. Am I getting that right?
stonk_fish on
He thinks he will get fucked because without more subsidies to bail his garbage business acumen out he’s going to be in deep shit soon. Plot twist, if trump wins Leon won’t get shit all from him because at that point he will be useless to Mangolini so he’s even more fucked then.
Gotta be pretty stupid to think the guy that stiffs everyone at everyone opportunity will actually pay you something because you think you’re “special”.
JorjePantelones on
Worse yet..She’ll make him pay taxes!
OneArmedBrain on
No, Elon. You are not going to prison. Unless you deserve it. Do you?
Don’t promise me a good time without actual charges behind them. Every accusation is a confession, cause that’s what they WILL do.
No-Conclusion-6172 on
It appears that Musk has created many of these issues for himself.
“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”
TheDamnedScribe on
Seems like an admission of guilt for something…
OneArmedBrain on
Like a true MAGA, he’s imagining something to be worried about.
ZLUCremisi on
No. His citizenship application should be investigated. If fruad detected. He should be stripped and depirted with barred from entering for 10 years
TheManIWas5YearsAgo on
Worse than prison for Musk, he’ll be ignored by everyone.
hesawavemasterrr on
You’re telling me we can get a two for one special?
Hurry show this to everyone
Significant-Summer-8 on
Yeah fuck this piece of Apartheid shit up NOW
shivio on
he should also list his crimes for us so we know them all. I’m sure there are undisclosed ones still.
Some-Bit-1225 on
Another reason to vote for Kamala
Skelle-Man on
Doesn’t Dark Brandon have a blank check from the Supreme Cult to do whatever he wants?
Couldn’t he just lock Leon up now?
Maximum-Purchase-135 on
Is that his neck or is that another pair of flabby butt cheeks?
dachshundfanboy8000 on
i’m so fucking sick of seeing these 2 idiots every time i open this app or any other news related resource. i’m so tired and done. if there was a god they would both be broke and irrelevant.
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I’ve been saying he’s done some bad shit and is really in need of a pardon.
Good, get fucked MagaNerd
Biden is president *now*. Harris is VP *now*.
Given the way his shitty Teslas have been catching fire in the saltwater after Helene, he should be incarcerated for arson.
He should be required to relinquish any power over SpaceX given his love of Trump/Putin/oligarchs.
What *should* happen is that the federal government should pause any and all dealings with SpaceX until he’s fully divested of any connection to that company
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Trump allegedly one inch taller than Phony Stark? 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/gq3vovvg8gtd1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e4e4e48a7355a47db33c1f221c06a222fd007d
He hasn’t been indicted for anything. Sounds like more vapor ware
Sounds like something someone who’s regularly committing crimes would say
Never, has a Presidential run hinged less on the needs of the many and so much on the needs of a few – as a ‘get-out-jail-free’ card.
Trump got the Epstein island receipts
Bye bye ya lonely loser
Can he jet off to Mars?
Oh Leon, sweetie if only I could believe that you would ever face consequences for anything.
Tell me you’ve commit crimes without telling me….
Almost sounds as if he’s been notified he is the target of an investigation. Is that what’s he’s saying?
Elon thinks everyone cares about him. When Harris wins, nothing will happen to him on her account. She doesn’t give a shit. He will just become more broke and even less relevant. He’s already setting up the cause of his demise because he knows he’s hemorrhaging money and at some level he knows Trump can’t win. He wants someone to blame.
Maybe he can do Dancing with the Stars. He looks like he’s light on his feet.
There’s like zero chance he’ll be arrested in Harris wins. Still fun to think maybe …
shouldn’t have raped children then
So he admits to his sexual harassment and likely other assault and misconduct?
Nobody is tossing this tool in prison, he’s got more money than most of the 195 countries in the world. Just. Go. Away. Go live on an island and chill out you fucking dork. (Alright, that’s it, I’m going to bed)
Why isn’t he in there now then?
One might ask, what does he think he did that might warrant a prison sentence?
Concerning!
Good
So when it comes to Harris implementing policy, she has no excuse for not doing it now. But when it comes to her arresting Elon, she can only do that after she takes office. Am I getting that right?
He thinks he will get fucked because without more subsidies to bail his garbage business acumen out he’s going to be in deep shit soon. Plot twist, if trump wins Leon won’t get shit all from him because at that point he will be useless to Mangolini so he’s even more fucked then.
Gotta be pretty stupid to think the guy that stiffs everyone at everyone opportunity will actually pay you something because you think you’re “special”.
Worse yet..She’ll make him pay taxes!
No, Elon. You are not going to prison. Unless you deserve it. Do you?
https://preview.redd.it/sbhuit17ngtd1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2ce9131a46e6ba0bcbb3eccc08f045063326fcb
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Hope it happens.
I thought they were moving to Venezuela?
Don’t promise me a good time without actual charges behind them. Every accusation is a confession, cause that’s what they WILL do.
It appears that Musk has created many of these issues for himself.
“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”
Seems like an admission of guilt for something…
Like a true MAGA, he’s imagining something to be worried about.
No. His citizenship application should be investigated. If fruad detected. He should be stripped and depirted with barred from entering for 10 years
Worse than prison for Musk, he’ll be ignored by everyone.
You’re telling me we can get a two for one special?
Hurry show this to everyone
Yeah fuck this piece of Apartheid shit up NOW
he should also list his crimes for us so we know them all. I’m sure there are undisclosed ones still.
Another reason to vote for Kamala
Doesn’t Dark Brandon have a blank check from the Supreme Cult to do whatever he wants?
Couldn’t he just lock Leon up now?
Is that his neck or is that another pair of flabby butt cheeks?
i’m so fucking sick of seeing these 2 idiots every time i open this app or any other news related resource. i’m so tired and done. if there was a god they would both be broke and irrelevant.