You know you spend a lot longer time texting than you do actually making the shite
bigdotcid on
Shittin’ on the job and getting paid is the greatest!
Achilles720 on
I regularly drop a stinky load in the morning, about 1.25 hrs after I wake up. If I oversleep, I will hold it until I get to work and clock in.
At what I consider to be a very reasonable amount of time to coil the bowl (approximately 8 minutes), my employer pays me $19.34 per week for this activity. And this does not even factor in overtime.
That’s over $1,000 I force my capitalist overlords to pay me annually, to use their time, water, soap, and shit-tickets to relieve myself.
I try to remember this whenever I feel I haven’t been particularly responsible with my finances.
Mafiodaproducer on
Remember kids: Shit THEN break.
Leather-Squirrel-421 on
🎶Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thats why I shit on company time. 🎶
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You know you spend a lot longer time texting than you do actually making the shite
Shittin’ on the job and getting paid is the greatest!
I regularly drop a stinky load in the morning, about 1.25 hrs after I wake up. If I oversleep, I will hold it until I get to work and clock in.
At what I consider to be a very reasonable amount of time to coil the bowl (approximately 8 minutes), my employer pays me $19.34 per week for this activity. And this does not even factor in overtime.
That’s over $1,000 I force my capitalist overlords to pay me annually, to use their time, water, soap, and shit-tickets to relieve myself.
I try to remember this whenever I feel I haven’t been particularly responsible with my finances.
Remember kids: Shit THEN break.
🎶Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thats why I shit on company time. 🎶