That could be a fungal infection, viral infection, or the guy just has some stuff on his hands that needs washing off.
Tummy_Sticks69 on
You should see your mom!
iDontRememberCorn on
Is he losing his vision as well?
Seqarian on
Imagine you’re just chilling and spanking it with reckless abandon when you hear the front door slam downstairs so you go for a quick zip up and close the tabs…
“Dad! Dad! Come check this out!”
When you make it down your kid pops out a blacklight and starts shining it around. *Oh shit*.
“Oh wow, you have some glowing stuff on your hands, I gotta post this to Reddit right away!”
Waitinginpensacola on
Sperm glows under blacklight.
Cultural_Notice1999 on
Never falling for “Pull my finger” with your father!!!!
dflagella on
This was my worst fear as a teenager
Network_imposter on
Probably the ectoplasm of a spooky ghost
ilprofs07205 on
A lot of bodily fluids glow under black light. Interpret this as you will.
paisleygirl4 on
lol in all seriousness though this is with clean/freshly washed hands and isn’t nefarious 🤣
Roscoe_p on
Love the answers but they are just calluses. The air under the skin makes them glow
Look at this guy bragging about having a dad with hands!
reznorms on
Uh, ok guys, who’s gonna tell her?
Chanook17 on
That was your potential brothers and sisters. Sorry for your loss.
sevnminabs56 on
Ah. A lefty.
BlazerWookiee on
Is your dad Randy Marsh?
treesaresocool on
Someone should tell him what else glows in a blacklight
SpoonKandy1 on
Does your dad have white patches of skin where the pigment seems to have disappeared? If so, it’s likely vitiligo. I have vitiligo and that’s how they check for it with a black light. My white spots of skin also glow with a black light. All of my fingertips are white and glow, I have patches on my chin and under my eye, arm pits, hips, and toes.
redrockcountry2112 on
Yup, it’s the right hand.
Sonarthebat on
Who wants to tell OP?
lion218 on
Only the thumb and pointer finger eh…
asst3rblasster on
“for some reason” Oh we know the reason buddy
Individual_Angle_217 on
Knuckle children.
elegance_of_night on
The souls of your unborn brethren
Silent_Attention9495 on
Take a selfie, it’s a family photo with your siblings
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That could be a fungal infection, viral infection, or the guy just has some stuff on his hands that needs washing off.
You should see your mom!
Is he losing his vision as well?
Imagine you’re just chilling and spanking it with reckless abandon when you hear the front door slam downstairs so you go for a quick zip up and close the tabs…
“Dad! Dad! Come check this out!”
When you make it down your kid pops out a blacklight and starts shining it around. *Oh shit*.
“Oh wow, you have some glowing stuff on your hands, I gotta post this to Reddit right away!”
Sperm glows under blacklight.
Never falling for “Pull my finger” with your father!!!!
This was my worst fear as a teenager
Probably the ectoplasm of a spooky ghost
A lot of bodily fluids glow under black light. Interpret this as you will.
lol in all seriousness though this is with clean/freshly washed hands and isn’t nefarious 🤣
Love the answers but they are just calluses. The air under the skin makes them glow
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Look at this guy bragging about having a dad with hands!
Uh, ok guys, who’s gonna tell her?
That was your potential brothers and sisters. Sorry for your loss.
Ah. A lefty.
Is your dad Randy Marsh?
Someone should tell him what else glows in a blacklight
Does your dad have white patches of skin where the pigment seems to have disappeared? If so, it’s likely vitiligo. I have vitiligo and that’s how they check for it with a black light. My white spots of skin also glow with a black light. All of my fingertips are white and glow, I have patches on my chin and under my eye, arm pits, hips, and toes.
Yup, it’s the right hand.
Who wants to tell OP?
Only the thumb and pointer finger eh…
“for some reason” Oh we know the reason buddy
Knuckle children.
The souls of your unborn brethren
Take a selfie, it’s a family photo with your siblings
Straight up jornkin it