Elon Musk: “If [Trump] loses, I’m f*cked.”

    by tylerjfrancke

    48 Comments

    1. NeverLookBothWays on

      Elon Musk is 100% responsible for the position he has gotten himself in. Time for some accountability for once.

    2. Good! Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. I swear Elmo and his fan boys are the most cringe worthy people on this planet.

    3. great, more motivation for me to vote for kamala, thanks elmo.

      ![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)

    4. Public-Baseball-6189 on

      Leon, you don’t have to sell it any more – I already voted for Kamala. But thanks for reinforcing my decision.

    5. I doubt it, he’s rich enough to avoid pretty much any meaningful consequences

      If he ever has to do anything but pay a proportionally tiny fine I’ll be shocked

    6. Background_Bee_2994 on

      If Trump wins Elon and company will be invited to stay at luxury Trump property and held there until Trump can proclaim, “You **were** worth $100 billion, now you are worth $1 billion… Thank you very much.”

      A la MBS.

    7. Promise? And if it does happen, which i sincerely hope it does, it will be 1000% his own doing.

    8. Except that’s not true. If Fatty McShitshispants loses, it won’t affect him.

      Perceived oppression and victim cosplaying.

    9. A man walks down the street
      He says, “Why am I soft in the middle now?
      Why am I soft in the middle?
      The rest of my life is so hard
      I need a photo opportunity
      I want a shot at redemption
      Don’t want to end up a cartoon
      In a cartoon graveyard”

    10. skidsareforkids on

      Two for one! It’s like hitting a bonus round on a game! Let’s get voting. Four weeks!

    11. The singularity is happening. All the asshats are gravitating together. Merging in their talking points and goals. Remember 10 years ago all these guys wouldn’t be caught dead with each other because their views were so different? Even though they were all in the same social class?

    12. You know what I find interesting is that Elon thinks that if Trump becomes the US dictator he’ll still get to keep his businesses and money like papa Putin lets the Russians. Except Trumps greed is unmatched. How long before the stable genius wants Trump Social 2 and SpaceTrump and Trumplas.

    13. CatTurdSniffer on

      Literally the only way Xitter becomes profitable is through federal subsidies. Trump probably promised that and it will be justified as supporting “freedom of speech”

    14. But like… why?

      Even if Twitter goes bankrupt he has a fuckton of remaining money, right?

      How could he be fucked if a presidential candidate loses, unless he’s counting on a pardon for criminal activity?

      What are you not telling us, Elon?

    15. gracchusbaboon on

      The Democrats winning might be the best thing for Leon. If he gets hit with high enough taxes he might be forced to go back to productive activities, abandoning his twitter trolling hobby horse.

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