Can’t wait to tell HR I’m taking PTO for a holy war
acabaramosman on
Why are the 14 year olds allow to make memes?
SlideItIn100 on
No thank you.
concrete_bard on
you’d probably die of dysentry before you even reached the holy land
Teddy_The_Bear_ on
No thanks …. I will stay home and um …. Take care of the women folk. But you can feel free to round up your little friends there and go have yourself a little war there that we don’t need.
Manjorno316 on
Nah fuck that.
who_knows_how on
I’m a man working a desk job
I refuse don’t agree
Please change to 99.99%
FSB-Bot on
Nah I wouldn´t. We have a WAY bigger problem. And last time I checked, the Pope didn´t address it.
xeroxcz on
You dont want to make a crusade to Czechia.
ChellJ0hns0n on
Nah I have no interest in being part of a group of unwashed barbarians.
Realistic_Salt7109 on
N
et40000 on
Fuck that im not dying of dysentery for some fucking fairy tale bullshit GTFO.
Tykor-X on
Day 1: Gets impaled by an arrow and dies of fever halfway through the journey
elbarber_ on
Only one type of crusade worth joining. Glory to the emperor!
CanadianDragonGuy on
Am I getting paid?
No?
Then fuck off
JohnnyElRed on
I mean, seeing how things are going on the Levant, it might even be a good idea.
Or make things worse.
19MKUltra77 on
Deus vult
DSIR1 on
Nah I’m good, wake me up if we’re invading France
Ok-Use6303 on
Er, which one tho?
abroc24 on
No i will fight them
valvilis on
I already know a few dozen people that went to fight in the Middle East for made up bullshit. 90% of them have zero interest in going back.
Cuzifeellikeitt on
I am sure this dude either is a kid who tries to get attention or a sad adult who thinks this is funny 😀
cum_burglar69 on
We’ve already had this in real life. It didn’t end well.
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Can’t wait to tell HR I’m taking PTO for a holy war
Why are the 14 year olds allow to make memes?
No thank you.
you’d probably die of dysentry before you even reached the holy land
No thanks …. I will stay home and um …. Take care of the women folk. But you can feel free to round up your little friends there and go have yourself a little war there that we don’t need.
Nah fuck that.
I’m a man working a desk job
I refuse don’t agree
Please change to 99.99%
Nah I wouldn´t. We have a WAY bigger problem. And last time I checked, the Pope didn´t address it.
You dont want to make a crusade to Czechia.
Nah I have no interest in being part of a group of unwashed barbarians.
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Fuck that im not dying of dysentery for some fucking fairy tale bullshit GTFO.
Day 1: Gets impaled by an arrow and dies of fever halfway through the journey
Only one type of crusade worth joining. Glory to the emperor!
Am I getting paid?
No?
Then fuck off
I mean, seeing how things are going on the Levant, it might even be a good idea.
Or make things worse.
Deus vult
Nah I’m good, wake me up if we’re invading France
Er, which one tho?
No i will fight them
I already know a few dozen people that went to fight in the Middle East for made up bullshit. 90% of them have zero interest in going back.
I am sure this dude either is a kid who tries to get attention or a sad adult who thinks this is funny 😀
We’ve already had this in real life. It didn’t end well.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Crusade
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