What does Trump have on this absolute loser that he’s wearing the clown hat?

    by Turd_Burglerson

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    1. ![gif](giphy|TPl5N4Ci49ZQY|downsized)

      I mean, at least SOME of Leon’s money has to be dirty.

    2. He wants all the rights to Space and Trump will give it to him. It all has to do with the future and space and them figuring out how to own it.

    3. Elon thought this would drum up support for Trump but all it has seemed to do is make people ridicule him

    4. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
      I take ketamine every night n day. Spread my wings n fly away

    5. YesWeHaveNoTomatoes on

      Follow the money, as usual: it’s about taxes.

      Or more accurately: lower taxes on the very rich, lower enforcement of the taxes they are still nominally expected to pay. Also assorted other ways to funnel everyone else’s money into his pockets while spending none of his own, like reduced labor rights and business regulations.

    6. Vegetable-Rutabaga40 on

      All I can hear with this photo is gollum saying some shit about “ my precious “

    7. Emotional_Narwhal304 on

      If anyone isn’t familiar, Google the *Kubrick Stare*. Its a film tedchinque originating with Stanley Kubrick where a character tilts their head forward with a fucking creepy half grin, and looks forward using the top half of their eyes. Its used to show a decline in sanity and mental stability.

      Elon has apparently perfected the stare, and its unclear whether he knows it and is roleplaying an insane person, or he is genuinely on a spiral towards crazy town. Either way, what the fuckity fuck?

    8. inkslingerben on

      It called pay to play. If he wants favors from Trump, he has to kowtow now and give contributions.

    9. MidnightNo1766 on

      Trump doesn’t need anything on him to get his support. Look up Oligarchy and you’ll find all the answers you need.

    10. DonJuniorsEmails on

      I won’t be too surprised if, in the far future, we find out that alien brain worm parasites infected most of the rich elites and political power players. Mitch glitching for several minutes? Trump’s word salad nonsense. Elon suddenly deciding on political sides instead of just cozying up to both sides like most. 

      RFK already admitted he has a brain worm. 

    11. Yeesh, just when I thought elon could not look like a bigger creep this picture comes along.

    12. Apprehensive-Care20z on

      two things.

      1) Trump will cut taxes on billionaires (and make up for it by taxing the middle class more, and running HYUUGE deficits).

      2) Trump will reduce all environmental and safety laws, so giant companies can shit and piss in your drinking water.

      maga.

    13. Mark Cuban explained it quite well. Musk sees Trump as a useful idiot who he can easily manipulate to his benefit.

    14. Didn’t Musk show up on the Epstein list?

      Maybe they both want to colonize Mars to exploit children?

    15. Previous_Beautiful27 on

      He has extremely far right views on race, gender, sexuality. This isn’t hard.

    16. They each have something to offer each other. The creepy look Elon has suggests he thinks he has more to offer. Private control of Starlink alone is a massive bargaining chip, along with private control of Twitter for the spread of misinformation.

    17. Existing_View4281 on

      Ugh. You guys are overcomplicating this shithead’s motivations with the fantastical.

      It’s pretty fucking simple: Tax breaks for the “world’s wealthiest” incel, deregulation of the environmental impact SpaceX is having in a protected wetland in South Texas, a made up position in his administration that will give him power to fuck up our government

      Finally: KEEP all the funding he’s currently getting from the Feds AND … this is a big one: avoid prosecution for what are likely some serious crimes (likely involving SA)

      It’s why Russell fucking Brand became a Christian

      It’s not complicated

    18. The look the three-week-old bag of salad gives you from the refrigerator as you order pizza for dinner once again.

    19. Ketamine Klan Karen looks like he’s been on a bender for a few days……is he growing some sort of neck beard too?

    20. Particular-Summer424 on

      Typical Musk. Stealing again. Musk rebranded “Dark Brandon” into “Dark MAGA”. Who knows how long he stood in front of a mirror practicing that “I’m holding in a giant shit and it’s starting to gopher” look!.

    21. That is the look of a truly demented person. And, seeing his posts on Twitter I believe he is truly psychotic.

    22. pavilionaire2022 on

      Elon just wants access to the crony network. He wants more government handouts. He’s also mad at Democrats for closing his Tesla plant to protect workers during the pandemic.

      That, and he’s absolutely lost his shit since his daughter came out as trans.

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