I wonder if he has enough self awareness to realize how much people laugh at him
Umbongo_congo on
Folks, let me tell you something—there’s a lot of talk about breakdancing these days, and you know what? Nobody’s better than me. Nobody! I’m the best breaker in the world. Some people say, “But what about Raygun? She’s fantastic!” Well, let me tell you—Raygun, nice lady, really nice—she’s good, but guess what? I trained her! I took her under my wing, showed her the moves. Without me, she’s just spinning around, no direction, like CNN’s ratings. Sad!
People don’t know this, but I invented half the moves she does. The “Trump Twist”? Legendary. The “MAGA Freeze”? I do it so well, people think time has stopped. Raygun? She tries, bless her heart, but she can’t keep up. I’m faster, smoother, stronger. When I pop, people’s jaws drop. And you know who agrees with me? Elon Musk. Smart guy, really smart. People say he’s the smartest, but I might have him beat on that too. Anyway, Elon said to me, “Trump, you’re the Breakdancing Daddy. Nobody’s better.” And folks, when Elon says that, you know it’s true.
Raygun’s got some moves, I’ll give her that. She can spin, she can flip, but she’s not me. People watch her, then they see me, and it’s like watching a regular burger and then suddenly seeing a Trump Tower steak. No comparison! I do the worm, and people start crying. It’s so beautiful. It’s powerful. Raygun’s out there with her windmills, looking like a blender gone rogue, and I’m over here creating art. Art, folks.
The media doesn’t want to talk about it because they know I’m the best. Even the floors beg for mercy when I dance. Raygun? She’s good—but me? I’m the king. The Breakdancing Daddy. Elon said it, and he’s a genius. Nobody can touch me, folks. Absolutely nobody!
Kapitano72 on
Elon Musk always wanted a ray gun.
Lord-Luzazebuth on
I love the fact that Trump actually looks disgusted
ClubSundown on
She’s poised to kick leon in the balls
riericd on
Whatever happened to Silk? I know Diamond died and there was some fiasco about them not believing Covid data. But now seems like a good time for trump to roll her out on stage
SirPoopaLotTheThird on
Raysxxxxxx on
Maga is so gullible.
Small minded republicans.
Trump and the republicans are not the BRIGHTEST kids on the block.
Vote Blue. Trumps mind is going down hill fast.
FunctionalGray on
Bring back the Super Bowl shark.
Mky12345pi3 on
For all the money musks worth ya would have thought he’d have got a t-shirt that weren’t like two sizes to small.
HopefulNothing3560 on
🍊🤡 new post , military new general . Step aside Flynn .
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I wonder if he has enough self awareness to realize how much people laugh at him
Folks, let me tell you something—there’s a lot of talk about breakdancing these days, and you know what? Nobody’s better than me. Nobody! I’m the best breaker in the world. Some people say, “But what about Raygun? She’s fantastic!” Well, let me tell you—Raygun, nice lady, really nice—she’s good, but guess what? I trained her! I took her under my wing, showed her the moves. Without me, she’s just spinning around, no direction, like CNN’s ratings. Sad!
People don’t know this, but I invented half the moves she does. The “Trump Twist”? Legendary. The “MAGA Freeze”? I do it so well, people think time has stopped. Raygun? She tries, bless her heart, but she can’t keep up. I’m faster, smoother, stronger. When I pop, people’s jaws drop. And you know who agrees with me? Elon Musk. Smart guy, really smart. People say he’s the smartest, but I might have him beat on that too. Anyway, Elon said to me, “Trump, you’re the Breakdancing Daddy. Nobody’s better.” And folks, when Elon says that, you know it’s true.
Raygun’s got some moves, I’ll give her that. She can spin, she can flip, but she’s not me. People watch her, then they see me, and it’s like watching a regular burger and then suddenly seeing a Trump Tower steak. No comparison! I do the worm, and people start crying. It’s so beautiful. It’s powerful. Raygun’s out there with her windmills, looking like a blender gone rogue, and I’m over here creating art. Art, folks.
The media doesn’t want to talk about it because they know I’m the best. Even the floors beg for mercy when I dance. Raygun? She’s good—but me? I’m the king. The Breakdancing Daddy. Elon said it, and he’s a genius. Nobody can touch me, folks. Absolutely nobody!
Elon Musk always wanted a ray gun.
I love the fact that Trump actually looks disgusted
She’s poised to kick leon in the balls
Whatever happened to Silk? I know Diamond died and there was some fiasco about them not believing Covid data. But now seems like a good time for trump to roll her out on stage
Maga is so gullible.
Small minded republicans.
Trump and the republicans are not the BRIGHTEST kids on the block.
Vote Blue. Trumps mind is going down hill fast.
Bring back the Super Bowl shark.
For all the money musks worth ya would have thought he’d have got a t-shirt that weren’t like two sizes to small.
🍊🤡 new post , military new general . Step aside Flynn .
Left to right it’s LieGun, RayGun, and SpaceGun.