JD Vance looks like a vampire trying to be human, or Bilbo right before he gave up the ring: like butter spread too thin over a crispy cracker.
joshtalife on
Sydney Sweeney is classically beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? There’s been tons of classically beautiful women throughout history.
FUCK_THE_STORMCLOAKS on
You could have just mentioned Sydney Sweeney and this article would have been a lot better
> Donald Trump deleted a video posted to his Truth Social account that included reference to a “**unified Reich**” after President Joe Biden’s campaign and others criticized the use of language often associated with the Nazi regime.
I have blue eyes. Will they write an article about me and Sydney Sweeney?
Otherwise_Variety719 on
Jd looks like the guy you have to cover your drink around.
k2on0s-23 on
Do these people have no shame? Wtf?
72A1D372 on
So Trumps fat broken ass is classic beauty?
Consistent-Ad3926 on
Stop trying to make JD Vance happen 🤮
Virnman67 on
I’m too distracted by his guyliner to notice what color his eyes are
creeeeeeeeek- on
JD Vance looks like Kyle Rittenhouse’s brother
Tazling on
‘classic beauty’ = white people. I guess.
even dogs need hearing protection from that whistle, wow.
VaguelyArtistic on
![gif](giphy|cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW)
Spader623 on
I Googled it, it’s a magazine called ‘evie’ which I think is a shortened version of ‘evangelical’ but idk
EhWhateverDawg on
The thing is – weird JD Vance reference aside – there are still MANY “classically” beautiful people prominent in media. Does Margo Robbie not have a career? Is Sabrina Carpenter not doing her best 60’s sex kitten act? Glen Powell is out here giving y’all high quality country boy hunkiness. Have they actually looked at Paul Mescal lately? I could go on and on.
These people are up in arms because every single outlet is no longer *dominated* by their version of pretty. They don’t like a world where they don’t see what THEY consider most beautiful reflected back 90% of the time. Now it’s more like 60% of the time and folks are out her losing their damn minds.
thekyledavid on
Ok, so we should vote for Kamala Harris because she’s more classically beautiful than Donald Trump
I’m following this logic correctly right?
DJMagicHandz on
You can kiss my natural black ass.
randomfucke on
America needs to grow up, and get out more.
GumbySquad on
“Baywatch bodies and Male Eyeliner” is what Americans really want these days!
(“Americans” surveyed = Sophomore boys in Tennessee and dive bar owners in Philadelphia)
Dr-Satan-PhD on
When Conservatives talk about “classic/classical [whatever]”, it’s code for “white”.
n3rdsm4sh3r on
I’m sorry, did pretty blond girls with big tits become something everyone didn’t like anymore or…?
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Did Mark Robinson write this?
JD Vance looks like a vampire trying to be human, or Bilbo right before he gave up the ring: like butter spread too thin over a crispy cracker.
Sydney Sweeney is classically beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? There’s been tons of classically beautiful women throughout history.
You could have just mentioned Sydney Sweeney and this article would have been a lot better
![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)
they really aren’t that subtle…
https://preview.redd.it/umqnr2gqnysd1.png?width=923&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e56f9cbed0bc89d214b565ff24f994fa0a9747d
> Donald Trump deleted a video posted to his Truth Social account that included reference to a “**unified Reich**” after President Joe Biden’s campaign and others criticized the use of language often associated with the Nazi regime.
[https://www.reuters.com/world/us/after-backlash-trump-pulls-social-media-post-with-reference-unified-reich-2024-05-21/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/after-backlash-trump-pulls-social-media-post-with-reference-unified-reich-2024-05-21/)
https://preview.redd.it/s0ajf9q6oysd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0096fea2d728ee3445f7fcdea983042e6c9fc2c
LMFAO OK
Where is that headline from?
I do Nazi anything in common with them.
Now that isn’t quite reich
Is this from the NYT? Certainly seems like it is.
I have blue eyes. Will they write an article about me and Sydney Sweeney?
Jd looks like the guy you have to cover your drink around.
Do these people have no shame? Wtf?
So Trumps fat broken ass is classic beauty?
Stop trying to make JD Vance happen 🤮
I’m too distracted by his guyliner to notice what color his eyes are
JD Vance looks like Kyle Rittenhouse’s brother
‘classic beauty’ = white people. I guess.
even dogs need hearing protection from that whistle, wow.
![gif](giphy|cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW)
I Googled it, it’s a magazine called ‘evie’ which I think is a shortened version of ‘evangelical’ but idk
The thing is – weird JD Vance reference aside – there are still MANY “classically” beautiful people prominent in media. Does Margo Robbie not have a career? Is Sabrina Carpenter not doing her best 60’s sex kitten act? Glen Powell is out here giving y’all high quality country boy hunkiness. Have they actually looked at Paul Mescal lately? I could go on and on.
These people are up in arms because every single outlet is no longer *dominated* by their version of pretty. They don’t like a world where they don’t see what THEY consider most beautiful reflected back 90% of the time. Now it’s more like 60% of the time and folks are out her losing their damn minds.
Ok, so we should vote for Kamala Harris because she’s more classically beautiful than Donald Trump
I’m following this logic correctly right?
You can kiss my natural black ass.
America needs to grow up, and get out more.
“Baywatch bodies and Male Eyeliner” is what Americans really want these days!
(“Americans” surveyed = Sophomore boys in Tennessee and dive bar owners in Philadelphia)
When Conservatives talk about “classic/classical [whatever]”, it’s code for “white”.
I’m sorry, did pretty blond girls with big tits become something everyone didn’t like anymore or…?