My dad at 37: “I have a stable job, a wife, a house and a kid on the way”
Me at 37: “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
Gemstyle96 on
DNA wants to replicate causing you to be born, and then you either have kids or support other humans to ensure the survival of the species. Even being a failure is useful to show what not to do, so you’re doing a great job by just living
Tokes_ACK on
You’re alive to bolster the economy. Your autonomous existence is a minor inconvenience to the power generation machine that is our global economy. Your apathy for life can be a form of protest, though. Don’t have children, don’t excel in a corporate environment, be detrimental to the “advancement” of our civilized governments.
Do everything in your power to make a positive change for the greater good of the greater populace, even if you have the power to do absolutely nothing.
Unlucky_Magician4660 on
He proposed and she accepted cuz people were normal back then
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My dad at 37: “I have a stable job, a wife, a house and a kid on the way”
Me at 37: “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
DNA wants to replicate causing you to be born, and then you either have kids or support other humans to ensure the survival of the species. Even being a failure is useful to show what not to do, so you’re doing a great job by just living
You’re alive to bolster the economy. Your autonomous existence is a minor inconvenience to the power generation machine that is our global economy. Your apathy for life can be a form of protest, though. Don’t have children, don’t excel in a corporate environment, be detrimental to the “advancement” of our civilized governments.
Do everything in your power to make a positive change for the greater good of the greater populace, even if you have the power to do absolutely nothing.
He proposed and she accepted cuz people were normal back then
Son of a bitch I’ll be 23 in 8 minutes