What’s funny is that Ben Stiller’s character is really similar to how the current dudebros in the GOP really are. And it’s horrifying
Woodlog82 on
Liar: That was not a little bit.
frizzinghere on
Ew!
UniqueVast592 on
Yeah, everybody loves a big round face, snake, oil salesman that wears black eyeliner my dream man, sigh
definitivescribbles on
Conservatives coming at women with the “I know you can’t deny *this*” awkward penguin approach.
No wonder these guys are fucking radioactive on dating sites.
NegaDeath on
CanaDoug420 on
I’m starting to think these Republican talkin heads might be a little weird about JD Vance
olddawg43 on
Republicans for some reason, are convinced that women will only really be happy if they’re barefoot and pregnant with a black eye. That women are currently out performing males in colleges across the country seems to be lost on them.
Scruffy11111 on
“When they say No they actually mean Yes”
joevinci on
“Ooh, yeah. Take away my rights harder!”
DonoTodo on
I ALSO just threw up. A LOT!
TintedApostle on
and they continue to rationalize why women won’t date them or would rather be childless cat people. Guess who will actually be single the longest.
bard329 on
Shit, I need to go have a talk with my left wing wife …
misselphaba on
They really think saying things makes them true. It’s baffling.
CarlSpencer on
Vance: Trump’s Little Bitch
MuzzledScreaming on
That was a lot of words to say, “I know; I can’t get dates because women aren’t good enough for me!”
OriginalCDub on
You know in some cultures, they only eat vomit.
Cargobiker530 on
I grew up in San Francisco: JD is so far back in the closet he’s picking fights with Narnia.
Dec 28, 2022 — Twelve weeks after its rocky launch, conservative *dating* app The *Right* Stuff is still failing to seduce large numbers of *right*-*wing* users.
*”These days, it’s hard to find a woman who values my patriotism. My faith. And so after being ghosted by every match on Tinder, I decided to give this app a try. […] But the weird thing was, I couldn’t find any women on it. I don’t know, maybe the app is bugged?”*
sten45 on
But he’s gonna hit the couch and leave you alone that’s got to be a selling point
Lower_Ad2891 on
Yes, we all want a man who refer to our mothers purpose as being childcare
Every single woman wants to be a rich white man’s token minority that he uses like a pawn to further his grift!
jeffreycoley on
Alot of right wing pundits sure are moist for Kirkland Chris Gaines
Drexelhand on
“ladies secretly crave a man baby who doesn’t know how to order donuts on his own.” – a take that even andrew tate would find too cringey
Skimable_crude on
I think Clay might be in love.
DVariant on
As a straight male, I’m gonna make an educated guess that (other than “wants kids”, which is only true for some) these traits are so generic as to be meaningless.
* Makes six figures? Okay so he has a decent middle class job. “Makes six figures” hasn’t meant “wealthy” in decades.
* Loves his wife? Sure but that’s a gimme; obviously if she marries him she expects him to love her, is that even an option? Unless “loves his wife” refers to another person, in which case this is Republican cuckquean fetish scenario. (Can’t put it past them.)
* Six feet? Weird ask, but I guess insect-men need love too.
No mention of interests or life goals. Conveniently ignores the massive gap in values between normal person and JD Vance. I don’t think this tweet is a good representation of what women want.
But I’m just guessing
auntpenney on
Clay is onto the ladies, ladies only want somebody they can share their eyeliner and to join them on shopping trips to Ulta.
TriggeringTheBots on
He’s like 5’5 but nice try.
Modicum_13 on
But then he speaks.
SiidChawsby on
Lmao whatever you gotta tell yourself maga
Sharts_in_Jorts on
Is that chubby little cherub really six feet tall?
Heavy_Law9880 on
Is that why he had to settle for a DEI hire as his wife?
Za_Lords_Guard on
The secret about single right-wing men is they want to date, but no one on Tinder will swipe right on a republican or “moderate,” so they end up red-pilled and posting dumb shit about left-wing women.
BtubGin33 on
My, how Clay Travis has fallen..
PBB22 on
It’s so funny that that’s what they see about Vance. Cuz that ain’t the aura AT ALL
Appropriate_Fun10 on
I like men who have most those qualities (personally prefer abs and pecs over height, but that’s me), but the idea of touching a man who has such terrible ideas about women genuinely makes me feel ill.
Internal-Motor on
Is that the girl who played Marcia in the Brady Bunch Movies?
sunward_Lily on
How in the world do so many right-wing nutjobs manage to create a delusion that is exactly 180 degrees reversed from reality?
I’m a submissive woman. My relationships tend towards 24/7 D/s. I love being the submissive partner, i love being a subby li’l domestic housewife. I love cooking and taking care of the house, providing a warm and cozy home for my partner to come home to after a hard day. I love making them feel like a king.
And the sex ain’t bad, either ;).
I’m active in my local kink community, and 99 out of 100 women that I interact with who also practice BDSM would never ever let a right-wing asshole touch them. Right-wing ideology is listed as a hard limit on *so many* fetlife profiles, it’s not even funny.
So once again, these right-wing assholes have it completely wrong. *they’re* the ones who want the submissive, liberal women…and they’ll never get us.
SuperGenius9800 on
I think Clay has a man-crush going on here.
RichardBonham on
So, JD is loved by gay men, guys who think the bartender is flirting with them, and now single left-wing women.
Gosh, is there anyone who *doesn’t* love JD? Has anyone made an effort to poll or focus-group living room furniture?
jbsgc99 on
I’m sure intelligent women want more for themselves than to be that guy’s beard.
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What’s funny is that Ben Stiller’s character is really similar to how the current dudebros in the GOP really are. And it’s horrifying
Liar: That was not a little bit.
Ew!
Yeah, everybody loves a big round face, snake, oil salesman that wears black eyeliner my dream man, sigh
Conservatives coming at women with the “I know you can’t deny *this*” awkward penguin approach.
No wonder these guys are fucking radioactive on dating sites.
I’m starting to think these Republican talkin heads might be a little weird about JD Vance
Republicans for some reason, are convinced that women will only really be happy if they’re barefoot and pregnant with a black eye. That women are currently out performing males in colleges across the country seems to be lost on them.
“When they say No they actually mean Yes”
“Ooh, yeah. Take away my rights harder!”
I ALSO just threw up. A LOT!
and they continue to rationalize why women won’t date them or would rather be childless cat people. Guess who will actually be single the longest.
Shit, I need to go have a talk with my left wing wife …
They really think saying things makes them true. It’s baffling.
Vance: Trump’s Little Bitch
That was a lot of words to say, “I know; I can’t get dates because women aren’t good enough for me!”
You know in some cultures, they only eat vomit.
I grew up in San Francisco: JD is so far back in the closet he’s picking fights with Narnia.
[https://www.thedailybeast.com/peter-thiels-conservative-dating-app-floundering-after-3-months](https://www.thedailybeast.com/peter-thiels-conservative-dating-app-floundering-after-3-months)
Dec 28, 2022 — Twelve weeks after its rocky launch, conservative *dating* app The *Right* Stuff is still failing to seduce large numbers of *right*-*wing* users.
*”These days, it’s hard to find a woman who values my patriotism. My faith. And so after being ghosted by every match on Tinder, I decided to give this app a try. […] But the weird thing was, I couldn’t find any women on it. I don’t know, maybe the app is bugged?”*
But he’s gonna hit the couch and leave you alone that’s got to be a selling point
Yes, we all want a man who refer to our mothers purpose as being childcare
Missed a few character traits in that description
https://i.redd.it/es3kcwzbvssd1.gif
Every single woman wants to be a rich white man’s token minority that he uses like a pawn to further his grift!
Alot of right wing pundits sure are moist for Kirkland Chris Gaines
“ladies secretly crave a man baby who doesn’t know how to order donuts on his own.” – a take that even andrew tate would find too cringey
I think Clay might be in love.
As a straight male, I’m gonna make an educated guess that (other than “wants kids”, which is only true for some) these traits are so generic as to be meaningless.
* Makes six figures? Okay so he has a decent middle class job. “Makes six figures” hasn’t meant “wealthy” in decades.
* Loves his wife? Sure but that’s a gimme; obviously if she marries him she expects him to love her, is that even an option? Unless “loves his wife” refers to another person, in which case this is Republican cuckquean fetish scenario. (Can’t put it past them.)
* Six feet? Weird ask, but I guess insect-men need love too.
No mention of interests or life goals. Conveniently ignores the massive gap in values between normal person and JD Vance. I don’t think this tweet is a good representation of what women want.
But I’m just guessing
Clay is onto the ladies, ladies only want somebody they can share their eyeliner and to join them on shopping trips to Ulta.
He’s like 5’5 but nice try.
But then he speaks.
Lmao whatever you gotta tell yourself maga
Is that chubby little cherub really six feet tall?
Is that why he had to settle for a DEI hire as his wife?
The secret about single right-wing men is they want to date, but no one on Tinder will swipe right on a republican or “moderate,” so they end up red-pilled and posting dumb shit about left-wing women.
My, how Clay Travis has fallen..
It’s so funny that that’s what they see about Vance. Cuz that ain’t the aura AT ALL
I like men who have most those qualities (personally prefer abs and pecs over height, but that’s me), but the idea of touching a man who has such terrible ideas about women genuinely makes me feel ill.
Is that the girl who played Marcia in the Brady Bunch Movies?
How in the world do so many right-wing nutjobs manage to create a delusion that is exactly 180 degrees reversed from reality?
I’m a submissive woman. My relationships tend towards 24/7 D/s. I love being the submissive partner, i love being a subby li’l domestic housewife. I love cooking and taking care of the house, providing a warm and cozy home for my partner to come home to after a hard day. I love making them feel like a king.
And the sex ain’t bad, either ;).
I’m active in my local kink community, and 99 out of 100 women that I interact with who also practice BDSM would never ever let a right-wing asshole touch them. Right-wing ideology is listed as a hard limit on *so many* fetlife profiles, it’s not even funny.
So once again, these right-wing assholes have it completely wrong. *they’re* the ones who want the submissive, liberal women…and they’ll never get us.
I think Clay has a man-crush going on here.
So, JD is loved by gay men, guys who think the bartender is flirting with them, and now single left-wing women.
Gosh, is there anyone who *doesn’t* love JD? Has anyone made an effort to poll or focus-group living room furniture?
I’m sure intelligent women want more for themselves than to be that guy’s beard.
https://preview.redd.it/rwg8fyzs1tsd1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3488afd0a7a3e9df2c56a98a87e5dacf60db68
I suppose some find him “attractive” but he looks softer then a wet paper bag… only thing softer then JDvagans is trump tiny ass hands.