Child of God? Does she think she is some kind of Empress, Queen or something?
roseshoser on
Listening to her whine about her “special needs” for a bed after being so arrogant and unrepentant leaves me with little empathy for her. She chose to pass along sensitive voting information systems to an associate of Mike Lindell, she violated the trust of citizens and cost Colorado taxpayers millions.
No special mattresses. Three hots and a cot, bitch. Watch out for shanks. Be careful not to snitch. Get used to being on your bunk for inmate count. You’ll have a job, maybe in laundry, maybe in the chow hall. Enjoy it and remember that your loyalty to Trump is the reason you are now a felon.
emptyhellebore on
It’s stunning how this woman actually seems to believe the court should give a shit. Have fun in prison.
lawofthirds on
Fuck her. She did the fucking around part, why does she expect the finding out process will be any kinder than her actions?
One-Sun-783 on
sounds about white…
Thehardwayalltheway on
Gee, they gave the guy in buffalo horns an organic diet, maybe she’ll be able to bring her special mattress. Fortunately, if that’s the case, another inmate will be sleeping on it.
Fifth_Wall0666 on
Well, her new mattress in prison will be just as special, in that it’ll be in prison, and just for her.
TKG_Actual on
This reminds me of the Qanaon Shaman who claimed in court he could not eat regular prison food his food had to be organic for….reasons. Sorry you shoulda thought of that shit before you broke the law.
Autoworker313 on
God will escort this criminal straight to prison. Good riddance
req4adream99 on
Children of god get an extra 10 years of time out when they’ve been naughty.
Mcboatface3sghost on
Went to school with the DA, know the judge, neither could be called “left wing” especially in Mesa. Danny offered her quite a few off ramps, she did not take them, in fact doubled down. Rubes is not a guy you want to piss off, he is fair, but don’t take the deal offered? Go on Fox News and embarrass the DA’s office and the judicial district, and judge? Well… pain is coming, and Danny is hard republican, I don’t remember if the judge is, but I think he is. I’ve won a lot of arguments, lost every single one with Dan. I will bet Dan will eventually run for congress, I thought he was going to go for “wish.com palin’s” seat but I guess he sat it out. Good dude, super smart, we disagree on almost everything. Been years since I’ve seen him.
FreddieJasonizz on
I’ll say it again: Prisons have free healthcare. Have fun with your special needs.
Medical-Potato5920 on
I like hotel quality sheets. To continue enjoying them, I don’t commit crimes.
Perhaps she should have thought of that before she fucked around.
siddemo on
I wish the judge would have said “They don’t call it hard time for nothing”.
Tazling on
There are Karens… and then there are Qarens.
Hellraiser1123 on
How long after the cell doors close does anyone think it will take before she starts demanding to speak to the prison’s manager?
elchemy on
Perhaps the My Pillow can help out?
cturtl808 on
Princess gonna find out she’s not getting that mattress for awhile
TheBugDude on
Sux 2 suk
Few-Cup2855 on
Does anybody else remember when Jesus complained about being uncomfortable on the cross? Yeah, me neither.
Classic_Seaweed_3894 on
Must be part of God’s plan…
ScubaDawg97 on
She’s banking on a pardon from Trump. Yet another reason to vote Blue
Catonachandelier on
“I’m so special, though! You can’t hold me accountable for my actions, I deserve to be lounging on a beach with a devoted staff and unlimited margaritas!”
Man, I wish I could watch her face when reality punches her lights out. Her first day in prison is gonna be sooo rough for her.
NoMayoForReal on
The most special mattress
Haramdour on
Sleeps in a special mattress? Not any more she doesn’t
seweso on
“Child of God” is an apt description, as she doesn’t behave like an independent grown-up.
She thinks she’s beholden to God, but in reality she’s beholden to middle management 😛
xenithdflare on
This is just more evidence that maga are mentally ill in some fashion. It’s sad to see.
A-Chntrd on
I’d bet good money that she’s never, _ever_ said anything like “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” in her life. Ever. /s
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Bye bye job and good riddance.
Child of God? Does she think she is some kind of Empress, Queen or something?
Listening to her whine about her “special needs” for a bed after being so arrogant and unrepentant leaves me with little empathy for her. She chose to pass along sensitive voting information systems to an associate of Mike Lindell, she violated the trust of citizens and cost Colorado taxpayers millions.
No special mattresses. Three hots and a cot, bitch. Watch out for shanks. Be careful not to snitch. Get used to being on your bunk for inmate count. You’ll have a job, maybe in laundry, maybe in the chow hall. Enjoy it and remember that your loyalty to Trump is the reason you are now a felon.
It’s stunning how this woman actually seems to believe the court should give a shit. Have fun in prison.
Fuck her. She did the fucking around part, why does she expect the finding out process will be any kinder than her actions?
sounds about white…
Gee, they gave the guy in buffalo horns an organic diet, maybe she’ll be able to bring her special mattress. Fortunately, if that’s the case, another inmate will be sleeping on it.
Well, her new mattress in prison will be just as special, in that it’ll be in prison, and just for her.
This reminds me of the Qanaon Shaman who claimed in court he could not eat regular prison food his food had to be organic for….reasons. Sorry you shoulda thought of that shit before you broke the law.
God will escort this criminal straight to prison. Good riddance
Children of god get an extra 10 years of time out when they’ve been naughty.
Went to school with the DA, know the judge, neither could be called “left wing” especially in Mesa. Danny offered her quite a few off ramps, she did not take them, in fact doubled down. Rubes is not a guy you want to piss off, he is fair, but don’t take the deal offered? Go on Fox News and embarrass the DA’s office and the judicial district, and judge? Well… pain is coming, and Danny is hard republican, I don’t remember if the judge is, but I think he is. I’ve won a lot of arguments, lost every single one with Dan. I will bet Dan will eventually run for congress, I thought he was going to go for “wish.com palin’s” seat but I guess he sat it out. Good dude, super smart, we disagree on almost everything. Been years since I’ve seen him.
I’ll say it again: Prisons have free healthcare. Have fun with your special needs.
I like hotel quality sheets. To continue enjoying them, I don’t commit crimes.
Perhaps she should have thought of that before she fucked around.
I wish the judge would have said “They don’t call it hard time for nothing”.
There are Karens… and then there are Qarens.
How long after the cell doors close does anyone think it will take before she starts demanding to speak to the prison’s manager?
Perhaps the My Pillow can help out?
Princess gonna find out she’s not getting that mattress for awhile
Sux 2 suk
Does anybody else remember when Jesus complained about being uncomfortable on the cross? Yeah, me neither.
Must be part of God’s plan…
She’s banking on a pardon from Trump. Yet another reason to vote Blue
“I’m so special, though! You can’t hold me accountable for my actions, I deserve to be lounging on a beach with a devoted staff and unlimited margaritas!”
Man, I wish I could watch her face when reality punches her lights out. Her first day in prison is gonna be sooo rough for her.
The most special mattress
Sleeps in a special mattress? Not any more she doesn’t
“Child of God” is an apt description, as she doesn’t behave like an independent grown-up.
She thinks she’s beholden to God, but in reality she’s beholden to middle management 😛
This is just more evidence that maga are mentally ill in some fashion. It’s sad to see.
I’d bet good money that she’s never, _ever_ said anything like “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” in her life. Ever. /s
I think I’m nursing a schadenfreude semi.