I found a bee in my raspberry

    by Disgustipator

    31 Comments

    1. UsualFrogFriendship on

      Evidently, the second part of “The early bird gets the worm” is “and the late bee comes to me”

    2. Don’t forget when you eat figs, including fig newtons…you are eating a bunch of small wasps too! Its just extra protein and if some dude can just squash an entire wasp nest in his bare hands then eat it, you should be ok too. Yes, that is a thing that happened, and yes its on youtube.

    3. Boof-Your-Values on

      Why does this sound like a nineteenth century euphemism for some embarrassing aspect of the feminine cycle?

    4. Undrwtrbsktwvr on

      I eat a lot of raspberries because they’re delicious. I find at least 1 bee every month. I usually check, but I’m confident I’ve unwittingly eaten a few bees…

    5. hogliterature on

      i didn’t eat green grapes for my entire childhood because i had a dream/memory of eating a green grape and seeing a wasp inside it. it was probably a dream honestly, but it did affect me until i was like 16 years old

    6. deak_starrkiller on

      Oh wow deja vu. Can’t eat raspberries anymore without inspecting every single one for this EXACT reason.

      Wonder how often this happens, must be more than I thought or Reddit is fucking with me and pulling extremely specific things from my memory via mind control chip

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