Black Widow in my garage caught a snake.

    by Socksxs

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    1. periphery72271 on

      Okay…

      1) You have a Black Widow chilling in your garage.

      2) You had a snake who felt comfortable chilling in your garage.

      3) Your deadly spider buddy killed a snake 50 times it’s size and has it chilling to slurp on for the foreseeable future, which they mainly do to have more little Black Widow babies…

      4) Which you will have chilling in your garage.

      That’s not interesting, that’s *horrifying as fuck* to me.

      I’m over here all ‘*kilL*. *it*. *with*. ***FIRE!!!***’

    2. That’s one fierce garage! Bet the snake didn’t see that coming! What’s next, a spider vs. snake showdown?!

    3. footdrbootymonkey on

      You weren’t far enough back with the picture. I’d need a telescope.

    4. Simian_Garfunkel on

      Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon that had two spiders that had built a web at the bottom of a playground slide. “If this works, we’ll eat like kings!”

    5. AppropriateScholar55 on

      I’ve never seen a black widow in person before, neither know a ton about them. However by the comments alone I’ve concluded they’re not the cute spiders, like jumping spiders. Duly noted.

    6. Your camera is amazing! I mean the only way I would be able to take that picture is from fucking space and I still think that’s too close.

    7. Legend_of_dirty_Joe on

      “I found a snake and threw it into a black widow web.” There fixed the title

    8. HumbleAnxiety7998 on

      You mispelled “your garage caught fire” you should edit that mistake cause nope.

    9. Safe_Text_2805 on

      My biology professor once told us of a time she had a Black Widow (in her shed in the backyard.) They aren’t very harmful to humans, their bites are painful but not normally fatal, so she decided to keep it around because it’s good for the environment. She’s a tree-hugger biology professor so this makes sense for her character. Long story short, she got bit because they’re very sneaky. She described it as like a very painful arm sting that shot up her arm.

      It’s your choice what to do, black widows are terrifying, but maybe relocate it so it can live outside!!! Or, kill it. Your choice!

    10. Hi all, not sure if much of you will see my comment. My dad brought this… finding to my attention. Its under a truck thats sat dormant in our garage for years. We live surrounded by the woods and we leave our garage open for hours on end. so yes, creatures do sometimes inhabit our garage. Spiders, lizards, snakes, birds, and sometimes scorpions. We do not live in Australia lol, we live in Alabama. I did not look at the web long enough to find the spider, my dad claims it was a black widow but I don’t know for sure. The most common spider in our garage is a huntsman spider, but they’re often on the smaller side. and believe it or not, my parents chill in the garage multiple times everyday. crazy i know. also we can’t burn the house unfortunately because we just so happen to be moving soon. Hope this clears up some questions!

    11. I had a black widow bit me once. Under the armpit on the ribcage. Total body cramped, went to the emergency room and they gave me a shot of morphine and a warm blanket (this was right before the opioid crisis). Luckily the emergency room was empty and the staff was cheerful, so it was a warm comfortable time. If it happened again, I’d just deal with it without the ER.

    12. Ok-Fortune2169 on

      My wife buys a used kitchen trash bin and as I set it on the counter to clean it, there must be 3 or more spiders and widows under the bottom grooves of the step pedal and rim. I about shit myself because that area is where I had carried it in from the truck. Could have been easily bit. I through it in the back yard for someone else to deal with 😆. How you gonna know if every nook was cleaned out anyways.

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