Momma Didn’t Race No Quitter

    by Vulcan44

    11 Comments

    1. jurrasicwhorelord on

      I think i speak on behalf of all moms out there…. you can and should quit if you shit your pants.

    2. If you’re asking why please go run a race. They’re Hell and when you finally finish (even if you shit yourself) the blissful euphoria that sweeps over you is only rivaled by hard drugs. So I’m told….

    3. CarmenxXxWaldo on

      I mean nobody wants to admit they shit their pants 3 times during a race, but I did and I’m ashamed of myself. The first shit doesn’t count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think we’re sharts and I just kept shitting.

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