Christians: “You knew I was a hypocrite when you met me.”
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Jesus|Trump Administration|Project 2025
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Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand|Trump administration moves to remove 700,000 people from food stamps|Massive reduction with SNAP and WIC
Jesus heals Centurion’s daughter|Trump Administration Confirms It Will Reduce Military Families’ Paychecks In 2021|BAH will be severely recuded/eliminated.
Jesus accepts water from a Samaritan woman|Trump tried to enact a Muslim ban|Mass deportation of legal and illegal migrants
FishermanEven4730 on
This makes me think about the Book of Revelation in the Bible. The Antichrist will deceive people to get them to believe he is the savior and the one to be worshiped. However, the true Christ will triumph and establish His kingdom in righteousness.
politicalthrow99 on
The new MAGA Jesus goes into the temple and whips the poor for not giving the moneychangers bigger tax cuts
Candle-Jolly on
I’ve asked about this and the answer is always “Well Jesus dined with prostitutes” and I’m like “Okay, but he didn’t elect them to destroy other people’s lives.”
The true reason they accept/ignore Trump is because Republicans are pro-Government Mandated Labor (“Pro-Life”). Satan himself could be the Republican frontrunner and they would vote for him if he said he would ban abortion.
Romnonaldao on
Christians are really annoyed that they have to live by a bunch of rules non-Christians don’t have to live by, and want to force everyone to live like a Christian even if they don’t believe.
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mockingbirddude on
“Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don’t go to Heaven where the angels fly.
They go to the lake of fire and fry.
Won’t see ‘em again ‘til the Fourth of July!”
Leeleewithwings on
Jesus was kicked out of the Christianity club, he didn’t align with the fuck your neighbor over that is so popular with the church. GOP like to blame hurricanes on liberals and gays, but if anything it’s because they’ve dragged his sons name to hell and back
Irongiant350 on
krisenfest on
You should revise to Protestants.
Any-Variation4081 on
Those aren’t real Christians. Real Christians would see Trump for what he is. A selfish, cheating, lying, gluttonous, adulterous, raping, careless fool. Anyone who claims that Trump is a good man but an innocent Hatian immigrant is evil certainly isn’t a true Christian.
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Alleged Christians
Christians: “You knew I was a hypocrite when you met me.”
Jesus|Trump Administration|Project 2025
:–:|:–:|:–:
Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand|Trump administration moves to remove 700,000 people from food stamps|Massive reduction with SNAP and WIC
Jesus heals Centurion’s daughter|Trump Administration Confirms It Will Reduce Military Families’ Paychecks In 2021|BAH will be severely recuded/eliminated.
Jesus accepts water from a Samaritan woman|Trump tried to enact a Muslim ban|Mass deportation of legal and illegal migrants
This makes me think about the Book of Revelation in the Bible. The Antichrist will deceive people to get them to believe he is the savior and the one to be worshiped. However, the true Christ will triumph and establish His kingdom in righteousness.
The new MAGA Jesus goes into the temple and whips the poor for not giving the moneychangers bigger tax cuts
I’ve asked about this and the answer is always “Well Jesus dined with prostitutes” and I’m like “Okay, but he didn’t elect them to destroy other people’s lives.”
The true reason they accept/ignore Trump is because Republicans are pro-Government Mandated Labor (“Pro-Life”). Satan himself could be the Republican frontrunner and they would vote for him if he said he would ban abortion.
Christians are really annoyed that they have to live by a bunch of rules non-Christians don’t have to live by, and want to force everyone to live like a Christian even if they don’t believe.
.
“Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don’t go to Heaven where the angels fly.
They go to the lake of fire and fry.
Won’t see ‘em again ‘til the Fourth of July!”
Jesus was kicked out of the Christianity club, he didn’t align with the fuck your neighbor over that is so popular with the church. GOP like to blame hurricanes on liberals and gays, but if anything it’s because they’ve dragged his sons name to hell and back
You should revise to Protestants.
Those aren’t real Christians. Real Christians would see Trump for what he is. A selfish, cheating, lying, gluttonous, adulterous, raping, careless fool. Anyone who claims that Trump is a good man but an innocent Hatian immigrant is evil certainly isn’t a true Christian.