Found this stick in the bushes outside of my house… what… the…

    by clabont

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    1. Found this stick in bushes outside of my house… what… the…??

      We live in a pretty rural area and just recently found this stick deep in the bushes outside of my house.

      I stare at it every day trying to figure out its origins… and I can’t put it together.

      Where did this come from?

      Is it natural?

      Did someone make it?

      Am I hexed now? Lol

      Was it carved by someone just trying to mindfuck someone many years later?

      I have so many questions and figure Reddit might be the only hope for the unanswered StickFace.

    2. That’s a rare ceremonial dildo expertly crafted by the Badonkadonk tribe and it belongs in a museum.

    3. Feisty_Barnacle_7007 on

      I’m not gonna lie bud you’ve probably been hexed by the local wizard. A thousand minor inconveniences await ye,

    4. My reply on the other post before it was removed (in case you didn’t see it):

      Well, a possible non-scary answer would be someone had it as an ornament of sorts in the past and lost it. Looks a bit weathered so has probably been there a good while.

      Then you have the little more scary answer that a witch once lived there and this is some ritual item (could be a number of things) meant to protect the home or ward off stuff or draw in stuff, who knows. Could also simply be an ornament or something.

      >!Then you have the scarier option, someone trying to curse you. Very unlikely. This doesn’t seem to fit that vibe.!<

      Whatever the case, it looks like someone spent a lot of time on it. At the minimum, it’s a work of art.

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