After 20+ years of marriage, I finally realise that my wife has never loved me 🙁
mossberbb on
I didn’t realize my vacuum cleaner had such strong emotions for me.
JimAbaddon on
Sounds like he’s been having fun with the vacuum cleaner.
Magister_Hego_Damask on
not gonna lie, i kinda love the community note
Leathman on
AnimeGokuSolos on
Smh 😒
Gakoknight on
If you’ve never had sex ed or sex, then I guess… But wouldn’t the sweating and grunting of even musclebound pornstars give it away though?
No-Deal8956 on
Slurp.
Dyno-Jaguar on
the added context is helpful but what the actual fuck??
whereegosdare84 on
Sk1rm1sh on
What the fuck indeed…
robdingo36 on
This is what happens when you learn about love from a Dyson.
Primedoughnut on
Everyday I think one day human kind will reach unheard of levels of enlightenment, then some dufus posts shit like this..
Occult_Hand on
This would feel pretty damn scary.
bobs143 on
Should have also posted that his only experience was with a sex doll.
cant-be-faded on
….looking for THAT woman..I’ll keep you posted
BigZaber on
I like to think of sex as a fish – the female sprays her eggs everywhere – the male seasons them with his semen – the offspring infiltrate society unattended and unregulated and give old people like me a hard time … I beg to see the difference
ridsco on
And her love tunnel was dubbed the Super Ultra Hoover 9000. 🤣
Donnie-elfman on
Yes. In fact the opposite is true as well if there isn’t attraction. A power leaf blower effect may be observed.
Jlincoln02 on
The community note 😂
Any_Zone_8920 on
Tell me you had never sex without saying it
Schtick_ on
I think they confused the vagine with the demigorgon in stranger things.
thehermit14 on
🤢
Substantial-Tour-659 on
So he is basically Doofy with his vacuum cleaner.
santathe1 on
“Silently sucks up”
wtf lmaooo, as opposed to noisily sucking up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RonConComa on
Another masterpiece of an incelent comment..
Or how to tell me you’ve never seen a woman naked without telling me you’ve never seen a woman naked
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After 20+ years of marriage, I finally realise that my wife has never loved me 🙁
I didn’t realize my vacuum cleaner had such strong emotions for me.
Sounds like he’s been having fun with the vacuum cleaner.
not gonna lie, i kinda love the community note
Smh 😒
If you’ve never had sex ed or sex, then I guess… But wouldn’t the sweating and grunting of even musclebound pornstars give it away though?
Slurp.
the added context is helpful but what the actual fuck??
What the fuck indeed…
This is what happens when you learn about love from a Dyson.
Everyday I think one day human kind will reach unheard of levels of enlightenment, then some dufus posts shit like this..
This would feel pretty damn scary.
Should have also posted that his only experience was with a sex doll.
….looking for THAT woman..I’ll keep you posted
I like to think of sex as a fish – the female sprays her eggs everywhere – the male seasons them with his semen – the offspring infiltrate society unattended and unregulated and give old people like me a hard time … I beg to see the difference
And her love tunnel was dubbed the Super Ultra Hoover 9000. 🤣
Yes. In fact the opposite is true as well if there isn’t attraction. A power leaf blower effect may be observed.
The community note 😂
Tell me you had never sex without saying it
I think they confused the vagine with the demigorgon in stranger things.
🤢
So he is basically Doofy with his vacuum cleaner.
“Silently sucks up”
wtf lmaooo, as opposed to noisily sucking up?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another masterpiece of an incelent comment..
Or how to tell me you’ve never seen a woman naked without telling me you’ve never seen a woman naked
I love the community note feature so much.