I am hoping that Walz opens up with “I wish we had a couch to sit on but we obviously can’t have that based on attendance” or something similar. Maybe a comment on “someone spent a little too much time on eyes in the makeup chair”
EmptyEstablishment78 on
Which personality should I address tonight? James, Jimmy, David, or JD? Mr. Bowman?
TheGretzkyofGarbage on
“Before we begin…JD, are you SURE you want to do this? We don’t HAVE to do this…”
ontopic on
I’m a much bigger fan of Walz than the Republican nominee, but he ruined this gag when he said “see what I did there?”
whenitcomesup on
Does Walz wish he was the couch?
Reasonable-Access-68 on
Oh, he’ll get off alright.
LeopardDue1112 on
I don’t think Walz will do a couch joke tonight.
Vance is likely to come out swinging and say some really crazy shit. Walz needs to hit him hard on his “childless cat ladies” remarks, his stance on reproductive rights, and his past criticism of Trump.
All Walz has to do is look normal and portray Vance as the weirdo that he is.
Traherne on
Get off ***on*** the couch and show up.
politicalthrow99 on
“Shut your fucking face, sofa fucka”
ChefCory on
i’m looking so forward to seeing him call bullshit to JD’s face. they mentioned things aren’t getting fact checked so you know he’s got some midwestern one liner in there about being full of shit. i hope it involves a casserole reference.
honestly i joke but really i’m so sick of being lied and gaslit for like 9 fucking years now. i’m so ready for trump and these losers to lose. i love that we’re standing up for ourselves and our country. and i’m positive that tim walz has my back in this fight. the ‘we go high’ shit doesn’t work cause people are lied to enough they start to believe it. you gotta stand up and call it what it is.
Space_Wizard_Z on
The ideal debate is that JD is still a never trump guy and has been playing trump the entire time and on national television endorses the Harris/Walz ticket. Ending his own political career and taking trump with him. That would be a 10/10 debate.
IowaJL on
I want him to be disappointed teacher Tim.
Like… roast him but also expect more from him.
brainwhatwhat on
“What pet breeds does your wife think are the tastiest? Oh, that hurt your feelings? I’ll apologize after you apologize for blatantly lying about minorities eating cats and dogs.”
beermaker on
All Walz has to do is quote Vance back to himself & slap a big pan of tater tot hotdish on his podium.
KaptainKardboard on
The Home Depot gloves are off.
LaughingAtNonsense on
Dick-in-a-couch.
drbeeper on
Walz : “Son, are you on drugs or something? This is some crazy nonsense you’re spouting.”
Dudeinairport on
“JD, you should be proud of your mixed race family. What do you say to those on the right that disagree with your lifestyle choice?”
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I am hoping that Walz opens up with “I wish we had a couch to sit on but we obviously can’t have that based on attendance” or something similar. Maybe a comment on “someone spent a little too much time on eyes in the makeup chair”
Which personality should I address tonight? James, Jimmy, David, or JD? Mr. Bowman?
“Before we begin…JD, are you SURE you want to do this? We don’t HAVE to do this…”
I’m a much bigger fan of Walz than the Republican nominee, but he ruined this gag when he said “see what I did there?”
Does Walz wish he was the couch?
Oh, he’ll get off alright.
I don’t think Walz will do a couch joke tonight.
Vance is likely to come out swinging and say some really crazy shit. Walz needs to hit him hard on his “childless cat ladies” remarks, his stance on reproductive rights, and his past criticism of Trump.
All Walz has to do is look normal and portray Vance as the weirdo that he is.
Get off ***on*** the couch and show up.
“Shut your fucking face, sofa fucka”
i’m looking so forward to seeing him call bullshit to JD’s face. they mentioned things aren’t getting fact checked so you know he’s got some midwestern one liner in there about being full of shit. i hope it involves a casserole reference.
honestly i joke but really i’m so sick of being lied and gaslit for like 9 fucking years now. i’m so ready for trump and these losers to lose. i love that we’re standing up for ourselves and our country. and i’m positive that tim walz has my back in this fight. the ‘we go high’ shit doesn’t work cause people are lied to enough they start to believe it. you gotta stand up and call it what it is.
The ideal debate is that JD is still a never trump guy and has been playing trump the entire time and on national television endorses the Harris/Walz ticket. Ending his own political career and taking trump with him. That would be a 10/10 debate.
I want him to be disappointed teacher Tim.
Like… roast him but also expect more from him.
“What pet breeds does your wife think are the tastiest? Oh, that hurt your feelings? I’ll apologize after you apologize for blatantly lying about minorities eating cats and dogs.”
All Walz has to do is quote Vance back to himself & slap a big pan of tater tot hotdish on his podium.
The Home Depot gloves are off.
Dick-in-a-couch.
Walz : “Son, are you on drugs or something? This is some crazy nonsense you’re spouting.”
“JD, you should be proud of your mixed race family. What do you say to those on the right that disagree with your lifestyle choice?”