Born too late for trench warfare, born too early for space warfare. Born just in time to die in the desert.

    by urbanster

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    1. Shit eyesight. Athsma, mental health problems that likely mean they dont want me touching weapons.

      Im good XD

    2. SunderedValley on

      >born too young to die in the desert

      >born too old to die in the desert

      >born just in time to die in the desert

      😌👌

    3. For all those thinking you’re safe because you’re fat, remember that American military now has fat camps where you train for as long as it takes until you’re thin enough for normal boot camp.

    4. This implies that one would prefer to fight in the trenches. Which is an insane thing.

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