Guys. It’s not parody. It has a check mark and everyone knows X doesn’t just give those to anyone.
Also he said “Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?”
TamashiiNu on
How does a party that spews this bullshit nonstop still have a chance to control all the levers of government?
-Altephor- on
It’s parody and satire.
TessandraFae on
But what about second dinner?
I don’t think they know about second dinner….
2ndDrive on
Rep. Jack Kimble works across the aisle to ensure productivity in Washington. We need more like him.
Haselrig on
The Moon will set in the East! Dogs and cats will play badminton! You’ve been warned!
geni_eC on
The Colbert of Congress
rcraver8 on
plan B: they’ll call it “supper”
capnfoo on
I heard she wants to take all of the soda machines out of school lunch rooms.
angstt on
wut
sunny5724 on
After seeing all the fat asses at Trump rallies, this may be exactly what this country needs.
astonedcrow on
Dinner is overrated and makes you fat. I’m voting blue this election.
Nubetastic on
First or second dinner? Also what about supper?
MY___MY___MY on
Good- im too fat anyway
CCSucc on
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
We’re through the looking glass here, people.
Meriwether1 on
Intermittent fasting will definitely help the obesity problem
Ranku_Abadeer on
Why the hell do conservatives feel the need to accuse the left of doing all of this crazy shit that literally no one has ever actually suggested? Do they not realize that this just makes them look insane?
waffle299 on
What a weird thing to feel you need to lie about.
Hair_I_Go on
Also Jack’s initials are JK
gobsmacked247 on
Spardath01 on
They will take away the cats and dogs for dinner.
🤷♂️
ExactlyWhyAmIHere on
What about supper?
StaticElectrica on
And the war on Christmas will return./s
oneMorbierfortheroad on
Well, from here m, it sounds like Republicans have plans to make dinner illegal.
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They’re all so weird!
idiot probably heard mid sentence that school wants to offer the kids free ‘breakfast and lunch is part of harris’ plan for the middle class’
and thought ‘SHE’S TAKING AWAY DINNER!!!’
They just say anything now.
That isn’t a real person.
Ahhh, yes, the Executive Orders…”HE who has no name” sure fucked up his I.Q.
Jack Kimble is The Onion of republican congresscritters.
https://preview.redd.it/bxbrtar311sd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b2cd0f88ea49331808714cd30088934e8cf399
I can’t help you with this, he’s talking out of his ass and I’m not real sharp on that dialect of English.
I hear she’ll also eliminate nocturnal urination, limit tattooing and restrict nose hair trimming. These are important issues! Vote accordingly!
Isn’t this parody?
California has 52 Congressional districts. Kimble represents the 54th district. You do the math on if this is satire or not.
If you still haven’t figured it out: [https://www.jackkimble.com/home](https://www.jackkimble.com/home)
Guys. It’s not parody. It has a check mark and everyone knows X doesn’t just give those to anyone.
Also he said “Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?”
How does a party that spews this bullshit nonstop still have a chance to control all the levers of government?
It’s parody and satire.
But what about second dinner?
I don’t think they know about second dinner….
Rep. Jack Kimble works across the aisle to ensure productivity in Washington. We need more like him.
The Moon will set in the East! Dogs and cats will play badminton! You’ve been warned!
The Colbert of Congress
plan B: they’ll call it “supper”
I heard she wants to take all of the soda machines out of school lunch rooms.
wut
After seeing all the fat asses at Trump rallies, this may be exactly what this country needs.
Dinner is overrated and makes you fat. I’m voting blue this election.
First or second dinner? Also what about supper?
Good- im too fat anyway
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
We’re through the looking glass here, people.
Intermittent fasting will definitely help the obesity problem
Why the hell do conservatives feel the need to accuse the left of doing all of this crazy shit that literally no one has ever actually suggested? Do they not realize that this just makes them look insane?
What a weird thing to feel you need to lie about.
Also Jack’s initials are JK
They will take away the cats and dogs for dinner.
🤷♂️
What about supper?
And the war on Christmas will return./s
Well, from here m, it sounds like Republicans have plans to make dinner illegal.
Look fat, look. We are eliminating dinner.