I wonder why ye old ship crews did not include some ladies
Objective_Regular158 on
Reminds me of “the lighthouse”
Chumlee1917 on
“Look at the size of that one!.”
“We’ve been over this Karl, that’s a whale, not a mermaid.”
SickAnto on
Let’s cut the charade, you are no wife of mine
You’ve been tryin’ to take my life this whole time
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are, a siren
My real wife knows I’m not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don’t have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn’t notice that your friends got snatched
hplcr on
Was a sailor back in the day.
Can confirm after a while people get desperate for good food, alcohol and sex.
And by after a while, I mean about 3 days on average. Granted, that doesn’t mean they don’t find a way to get those things. Sailors would sneak vodka onboard in water bottles. People would get caught having sex in isolated areas(ventilation rooms were a favorite).
We literally caught a guy with a McDonalds cheeseburger 2 weeks after leaving port. Think about that.
It’s also why I don’t believe there’s much “Buried Pirate Treasure” to be found, because most sailors will blow every dollar they have within hours of hitting port on Food, Drink and Sex before coming back to the ship broke.
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I wonder why ye old ship crews did not include some ladies
Reminds me of “the lighthouse”
“Look at the size of that one!.”
“We’ve been over this Karl, that’s a whale, not a mermaid.”
Let’s cut the charade, you are no wife of mine
You’ve been tryin’ to take my life this whole time
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are, a siren
My real wife knows I’m not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don’t have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn’t notice that your friends got snatched
Was a sailor back in the day.
Can confirm after a while people get desperate for good food, alcohol and sex.
And by after a while, I mean about 3 days on average. Granted, that doesn’t mean they don’t find a way to get those things. Sailors would sneak vodka onboard in water bottles. People would get caught having sex in isolated areas(ventilation rooms were a favorite).
We literally caught a guy with a McDonalds cheeseburger 2 weeks after leaving port. Think about that.
It’s also why I don’t believe there’s much “Buried Pirate Treasure” to be found, because most sailors will blow every dollar they have within hours of hitting port on Food, Drink and Sex before coming back to the ship broke.
The next logical step….. 💀
theOdd1sout
A python halfway to swallowing a woman