“Hey man, you want a little water? Let me see if we can help you up and get you some”
-Actual Alpha
Walt_Clyde_Frog on
What’s the progression here? Pay 5 figures to be water boarded and then treat yourself to a 6 figure Trump watch for successfully playing toy soldier?
captainaberica on
“Alpha male, huh? Suuuure…”
“No, it’s true! Look, I got a framed graduation certificate from Alpha male school, and it only cost me everything I own, so it must be fact!”
NoLie129 on
The only true chad is the guy your paying 18k to abuse you.
lobsterisch on
They are not looking very alpha to me. Or is the guy paying doing the hosing? What are the other guys doing? Actually I don’t care. Fools. Money.
Constant_Cultural on
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Estimated-Delivery on
I was in the military for 16 years, this is torture and nothing to do with military training these are evil people.
Cetophile on
For $18.000 I could go around the world.
Digital-Sushi on
Looks like the ‘alpha males’ are paying to be ‘submissive bitches’ there
Does the course offer a free gimp mask as that’s what you are being
Human-Ad-6993 on
This is what we mean when we say the men arent ok
TheMagnificentRawr on
Whilst I can’t confirm it, I’m pretty sure the dude with the hose has an erection.
awstream on
What next? Are they gonna check themselves into a concentration camp to prove how much of a man they are?
Effective_Play_1366 on
Man those guys love playing Army.
Flaky-Jim on
Or give some crackheads $200 to do the same thing. You might not survive, but at least you’ll have proven yourself as an “alfa” male. /s
opielord on
If you are going to do that at least enlist in the army WTF, like they will do the same and they WILL PAY YOU. How dumb you have to be to pay to do that especially when you can get paid, these are the same dudes that say “yeah bro I’m grinding I don’t spend money on dumb shit just like it says in poor dad rich dad”…
Are you dumb? Like I want to meet this people and ask them
If they have some kind of fucking disability, for real, this shit infuriates me.
Public-Marionberry33 on
I’m disappointed in myself that I have some scruples because making money off of MAGAts would be so easy.
Strain_Pure on
It’s so much worse than it sounds, watch the AngryCops video on it and you’ll see how sad these people that pay that money are.
Not to mention, the bawbags in charge pushed a guy so hard it killed him.
HATECELL on
Why though? The domina at my local brothel can probably make me cry for cheaper, and then it’s just down the hallway to the next room to have a thicc mommy tell me what a brave boy I am
SilverDem0n on
This is clearly some kind of BDSM event, not a misguided personal development event. Not for me to kink-shame. Unless your kink is being shamed, in which I will kink-shame just the right amount to hit your sweet spot.
Magdalan on
Yeah, being waterboarded willingly while laying on your back is soooo ‘alpha’. Yech.
Those grifters ‘schooling’ them are laughing their arses off I bet. Easy money.
SiameseBallTwister on
Small wieners
Agitated-Quit-6148 on
This is a kink…not a camp
Lifesalchemy on
I heard the circle jerks made up for the abuse
PlasticAngle on
“paying people to punish you”
This shit sound like masochist than alpha male to me.
franzeusq on
Stupid people should be prohibited from wasting their money like this.
snatchinyosigns on
This is just bdsm unless they all say no homo
DonnieJL on
If you’re running around telling people you’re an alpha male, you are not, in fact, an alpha male.
thathairinyourmouth on
Something tells me that this attendance list has many current and future sex crime perps on it.
Lumpy_Branch_4835 on
It’s all shits and giggles until one of these dick weeds has a heart attack and receives the coveted Darwin award.
moleratical on
A real Alpha male will spend college tuition in 3 days
sphennodon on
No kink shaming!
Severe_Ad_8621 on
Pay 18K to a domimatrixs and you have a much better time.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
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*I’d be happy to pour water on them for 9k*
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“Hey man, you want a little water? Let me see if we can help you up and get you some”
-Actual Alpha
What’s the progression here? Pay 5 figures to be water boarded and then treat yourself to a 6 figure Trump watch for successfully playing toy soldier?
“Alpha male, huh? Suuuure…”
“No, it’s true! Look, I got a framed graduation certificate from Alpha male school, and it only cost me everything I own, so it must be fact!”
The only true chad is the guy your paying 18k to abuse you.
They are not looking very alpha to me. Or is the guy paying doing the hosing? What are the other guys doing? Actually I don’t care. Fools. Money.
![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk)
I was in the military for 16 years, this is torture and nothing to do with military training these are evil people.
For $18.000 I could go around the world.
Looks like the ‘alpha males’ are paying to be ‘submissive bitches’ there
Does the course offer a free gimp mask as that’s what you are being
This is what we mean when we say the men arent ok
Whilst I can’t confirm it, I’m pretty sure the dude with the hose has an erection.
What next? Are they gonna check themselves into a concentration camp to prove how much of a man they are?
Man those guys love playing Army.
Or give some crackheads $200 to do the same thing. You might not survive, but at least you’ll have proven yourself as an “alfa” male. /s
If you are going to do that at least enlist in the army WTF, like they will do the same and they WILL PAY YOU. How dumb you have to be to pay to do that especially when you can get paid, these are the same dudes that say “yeah bro I’m grinding I don’t spend money on dumb shit just like it says in poor dad rich dad”…
Are you dumb? Like I want to meet this people and ask them
If they have some kind of fucking disability, for real, this shit infuriates me.
I’m disappointed in myself that I have some scruples because making money off of MAGAts would be so easy.
It’s so much worse than it sounds, watch the AngryCops video on it and you’ll see how sad these people that pay that money are.
Not to mention, the bawbags in charge pushed a guy so hard it killed him.
Why though? The domina at my local brothel can probably make me cry for cheaper, and then it’s just down the hallway to the next room to have a thicc mommy tell me what a brave boy I am
This is clearly some kind of BDSM event, not a misguided personal development event. Not for me to kink-shame. Unless your kink is being shamed, in which I will kink-shame just the right amount to hit your sweet spot.
Yeah, being waterboarded willingly while laying on your back is soooo ‘alpha’. Yech.
Those grifters ‘schooling’ them are laughing their arses off I bet. Easy money.
Small wieners
This is a kink…not a camp
I heard the circle jerks made up for the abuse
“paying people to punish you”
This shit sound like masochist than alpha male to me.
Stupid people should be prohibited from wasting their money like this.
This is just bdsm unless they all say no homo
If you’re running around telling people you’re an alpha male, you are not, in fact, an alpha male.
Something tells me that this attendance list has many current and future sex crime perps on it.
It’s all shits and giggles until one of these dick weeds has a heart attack and receives the coveted Darwin award.
A real Alpha male will spend college tuition in 3 days
No kink shaming!
Pay 18K to a domimatrixs and you have a much better time.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)