If you feet are dirty, Alan must lick them clean ???
TheActualAlan on
I’ve been stitched up here
Contrantier on
Please tell me Alan is a dog. It won’t fix this up, but it’ll be slightly less sus.
mrknickerbocker on
I choose to believe this is AI generated to maintain my sanity.
-Joe1964 on
Good luck.
T_that_is_all on
I’d bet foot fetishist, arsonist Alan lives in the pool house.
DamalK on
Well where the hell am I supposed to keep my roaches!!!!!
badgerj on
I find none of this funny
ITCM4 on
Calm
Fitter, healthier, and more productive
A pig in a cage
On antibiotics
dnagtoast on
No (cock)roaches in cabinets – got it
SeanMacLeod1138 on
Phuq you, I’m eating *my* French onion dip with chips.
BooCreepyFootDr on
So where did you decide to store your roaches?
SnooOwls3202 on
Can my roaches be in the cabinet if they’re kept in a jar?
HydroMagnet on
Looks like a list of inside jokes among a group of friends.
mr_ji on
15. Don’t tell Michael
toillette on
“No holes”? Like, at all???
prudentj on
Alan is the husband
IamLuann on
I think that Alan is the resident dog.
Adventurous_Yak_9234 on
Please tell me Alan is a dog….
dickcheney600 on
Why the H would bags of change not be allowed? There’s no way to damage or deface a house with change that you couldn’t do with your fingernails or a guitar pick. Heck, you could probably do more damage with a pen or a fork than you could with a coin.
SlammingMomma on
I’m not giving up donut holes.
Familiar_Raise234 on
Bizarre
zirky on
alan is a freak on levels
horsemayo on
Plot twist… Alan is the house turtle
Ecstatic-Radish-7931 on
Mmmm #9. I would wear the shortest shorts ever!
Elsefyr on
How do you ensure a picture is PG rated before taking it?
Neat-Resort7099 on
Who are Brian and Alan? This makes no sense. It has to be a joke or something left over from someone else.
Double-The-Fupa on
No one tells me where my roaches can or can’t be.
tunefullcobra on
I’m very curious as to what Alan did with a lighter to result in those two rules.
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Soooo many questions
If you feet are dirty, Alan must lick them clean ???
I’ve been stitched up here
Please tell me Alan is a dog. It won’t fix this up, but it’ll be slightly less sus.
I choose to believe this is AI generated to maintain my sanity.
Good luck.
I’d bet foot fetishist, arsonist Alan lives in the pool house.
Well where the hell am I supposed to keep my roaches!!!!!
I find none of this funny
Calm
Fitter, healthier, and more productive
A pig in a cage
On antibiotics
No (cock)roaches in cabinets – got it
Phuq you, I’m eating *my* French onion dip with chips.
So where did you decide to store your roaches?
Can my roaches be in the cabinet if they’re kept in a jar?
Looks like a list of inside jokes among a group of friends.
15. Don’t tell Michael
“No holes”? Like, at all???
Alan is the husband
I think that Alan is the resident dog.
Please tell me Alan is a dog….
Why the H would bags of change not be allowed? There’s no way to damage or deface a house with change that you couldn’t do with your fingernails or a guitar pick. Heck, you could probably do more damage with a pen or a fork than you could with a coin.
I’m not giving up donut holes.
Bizarre
alan is a freak on levels
Plot twist… Alan is the house turtle
Mmmm #9. I would wear the shortest shorts ever!
How do you ensure a picture is PG rated before taking it?
Who are Brian and Alan? This makes no sense. It has to be a joke or something left over from someone else.
No one tells me where my roaches can or can’t be.
I’m very curious as to what Alan did with a lighter to result in those two rules.
Sensible rules for a happier holiday!
Aa