RooneyD on September 29, 2024 10:42 am Oh well that’s just great, now I can’t go swimming in the ocean either
RealUltimatePapo on September 29, 2024 10:46 am “Protect your butts, gentlemen!” 
thejaysta4 on September 29, 2024 10:58 am Yeah, they get to choose what tiny holes to climb into and I’m pretty sure if it’s full of shit they’ll give it a swerve!
Welshbuilder67 on September 29, 2024 11:29 am The size of gap they can squeeze through is limited by the size of their eyes and beak. No they wouldn’t climb into your butt
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Oh well that’s just great, now I can’t go swimming in the ocean either
And my daughter is even way more worried.
Seems the kid needs a butt plug!
“Protect your butts, gentlemen!”
Alright, that’s it, no more ocean for me either.
Just use flex glue
Yeah, they get to choose what tiny holes to climb into and I’m pretty sure if it’s full of shit they’ll give it a swerve!
new invention. bathing trunks.
The size of gap they can squeeze through is limited by the size of their eyes and beak. No they wouldn’t climb into your butt
I kinda want to swim in the ocean now