Donald Trump lives in a beach-side resort in Florida. He never goes to the beach. Not one of photo of him enjoying the sun and sand. Think about that. Living at the beach, and you never walk outside, down to the surf. And he says he’s not weird.
BukkitCrab on
He could be enjoying retirement like a normal person, but instead he decided to commit a bunch of crimes, so now he’s constantly running for office in a desperate attempt to stay out of prison.
Yousoggyyojimbo on
This dude would never allow people to see him shirtless on a beach.
For fuck’s sake, he wears suits that are big and baggy to try to hide how gross his body is.
statistacktic on
Who knew Donald was so plus-size inclusive! lol
yodadeathnoise420 on
I knew it, he DOES fantasize about president biden
I swear, Biden, Harris, and Kimmel all live spaciously rent free in that fuckers head. You can tell that they bother him nonstop. Also, it’s funny that the capture has a headline:”Trump shares white house vision.” In all the ramblings thus far he has not once mentioned any policy or vision in detail, except vague project 2025 references.
SorryNSorry on
It’s weird he still thinks he’s running against Biden.
LoudRelationship7598 on
You’re gorgeous, DonOld. That’s why you wear a girdle and have shoulder pads sewn into your suits and spray tan your face. You’re a natural beauty!!
Q-Zinart on
Even Chris Christie goes to the beach. Donnie? Nah. Too much risk of being tugged back into the surf by well-meaning whale lovers.
wildcat_abe on
And how is this relevant to your performance of the job you are applying for? I wasn’t aware we were electing the next Golden Bachelor.
Onebrokegerrrl on
gman1951 on
When Trump is sunbathing does he wear his one piece or two piece swimsuit?
AndrewTheAverage on
Trump cant sunbathe on the beach.
Greenpeace would try to roll him bach into the ocean
Spanish_Burgundy on
He thinks it’s a beauty contest. Out of his f’ing mind
murstang on
And this…former president is a legitimate contender in this year’s election.
God help us all.
not-finished on
WTAF
Heavy_Early on
RFK jr would try to saw that beached whale’s head off.
neodymium86 on
Why is a presidential candidate out here comparing his 78 yr old obese body to an 80 yr old???
“I would like to remind Mr. Trump yet again that he is running against me and not Joe Biden.”
deraser on
This further reinforces the fact that he is often forgetting that he is no longer running against Joe Biden.
1984isAMidlifeCrisis on
Moderation in all things, bruh. Motherfucker abstains from alcohol and goes hog on the cocaine and other stimulants for decades and has vast caverns in his brain.
not_productive1 on
He went full weird today. This isn’t even the weirdest thing he said in this speech. Also his hair’s been purple for like a week now, are we gonna talk about this at some point?
soccercro3 on
He made these comments at a high school auditorium.
Wolfman01a on
What the F is wrong with this guy? I mean seriously, come on people.
Kootenay-Hippie on
C’mon Grandpa, it’s time for your nap
SusanBHa on
He was never handsome. Biden on the other hand was a hottie.
john_the_quain on
He’s going to challenge Biden to a Walk Off and demand David Bowie be the judge.
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Donald Trump lives in a beach-side resort in Florida. He never goes to the beach. Not one of photo of him enjoying the sun and sand. Think about that. Living at the beach, and you never walk outside, down to the surf. And he says he’s not weird.
He could be enjoying retirement like a normal person, but instead he decided to commit a bunch of crimes, so now he’s constantly running for office in a desperate attempt to stay out of prison.
This dude would never allow people to see him shirtless on a beach.
For fuck’s sake, he wears suits that are big and baggy to try to hide how gross his body is.
Who knew Donald was so plus-size inclusive! lol
I knew it, he DOES fantasize about president biden
https://preview.redd.it/ux95ugb7vmrd1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93673a424d1f035a50e1a89afd2ddde854136df0
trump’s “beautiful” body:
https://preview.redd.it/l6115bjrvmrd1.jpeg?width=3121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba71aa678183eff533b86f348300b0575de749e
I just imagined Trump sunbathing on a beach and now I’m afraid to go to bed. I mean this will definitiv lead to some terrible nightmares.
Joe Biden was very handsome when he was younger, and he’s still in good shape compared to Trump. Trump doesn’t hold a candle to him in anything.
https://preview.redd.it/x9ba3zhowmrd1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a593962b8e9472475af8ba8b8d96017da74c01
I swear, Biden, Harris, and Kimmel all live spaciously rent free in that fuckers head. You can tell that they bother him nonstop. Also, it’s funny that the capture has a headline:”Trump shares white house vision.” In all the ramblings thus far he has not once mentioned any policy or vision in detail, except vague project 2025 references.
It’s weird he still thinks he’s running against Biden.
You’re gorgeous, DonOld. That’s why you wear a girdle and have shoulder pads sewn into your suits and spray tan your face. You’re a natural beauty!!
Even Chris Christie goes to the beach. Donnie? Nah. Too much risk of being tugged back into the surf by well-meaning whale lovers.
And how is this relevant to your performance of the job you are applying for? I wasn’t aware we were electing the next Golden Bachelor.
When Trump is sunbathing does he wear his one piece or two piece swimsuit?
Trump cant sunbathe on the beach.
Greenpeace would try to roll him bach into the ocean
He thinks it’s a beauty contest. Out of his f’ing mind
And this…former president is a legitimate contender in this year’s election.
God help us all.
WTAF
RFK jr would try to saw that beached whale’s head off.
Why is a presidential candidate out here comparing his 78 yr old obese body to an 80 yr old???
Man the bar is *LOW*
Bitch you’re shaped like a refrigerator.
https://preview.redd.it/6e0b30jh2nrd1.jpeg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4a5cc63a7790e4085b97d1801a8adf7688e045
Yep, an Adonis all right.
“I would like to remind Mr. Trump yet again that he is running against me and not Joe Biden.”
This further reinforces the fact that he is often forgetting that he is no longer running against Joe Biden.
Moderation in all things, bruh. Motherfucker abstains from alcohol and goes hog on the cocaine and other stimulants for decades and has vast caverns in his brain.
He went full weird today. This isn’t even the weirdest thing he said in this speech. Also his hair’s been purple for like a week now, are we gonna talk about this at some point?
He made these comments at a high school auditorium.
What the F is wrong with this guy? I mean seriously, come on people.
C’mon Grandpa, it’s time for your nap
He was never handsome. Biden on the other hand was a hottie.
He’s going to challenge Biden to a Walk Off and demand David Bowie be the judge.