His spray tan artist quit. They got carpal tunnel syndrome from holding that industrial sprayer up. The body shop that sprays him now doesn’t carry his color palate.
bard329 on
I’ve always wondered how long whats left of his hair is. Its gotta be like 6 to 8 inches for that combover
85_bears on
He used to need to be younger. Now he needs to be whiter.
CY83rdYN35Y573M2 on
Somebody should look into that
baron_muchhumpin on
Actually last week he’s back to bronze. He appeals to all colors of white people.
kalamazoo43 on
I saw where he was brown lately
SirPoopaLotTheThird on
He put out.
welding-guy74 on
He was always of white heritage .. I didn’t know he was orange until a few years ago when he happened to turn orange
CurrentlyLucid on
Somedays he is brown, some days white, some days blond, some days gray, weird guy.
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He suddenly decided to be white.
His spray tan artist quit. They got carpal tunnel syndrome from holding that industrial sprayer up. The body shop that sprays him now doesn’t carry his color palate.
I’ve always wondered how long whats left of his hair is. Its gotta be like 6 to 8 inches for that combover
He used to need to be younger. Now he needs to be whiter.
Somebody should look into that
Actually last week he’s back to bronze. He appeals to all colors of white people.
I saw where he was brown lately
He put out.
He was always of white heritage .. I didn’t know he was orange until a few years ago when he happened to turn orange
Somedays he is brown, some days white, some days blond, some days gray, weird guy.
I would seriously like to see an AI video of a [much younger Trump](https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/Moses.jpg?itok=C9RLqnVi), when he was a typical looking jerk-off instead of a time wizened old man, saying the things he says now. Nobody would be supporting him.
But his ears have always been Fishbelly White. Is a he really some kinda weird mixed-race? Maybe he’s secretly from Haitia.
Creamsicle
vote blue not orange
He’s the son of Orange immigrants
*50 Shades of Treason*
glad to know he’s embracing his natural look