September 28, 2024John Allen Chau, an American evangelical Christian missionary who was killed by the Sentinelese, a tribe in voluntary isolation, after illegally traveling to North Sentinel Island in an attempt to introduce the tribe to Christianity.He was awarded the 2018 Darwin Award.
Chyvalri on September 28, 2024 12:15 pm SMEG I laughed through the first few seasons of BakeOff because of this. Thanks Red Dwarf.
BloodAndSand44 on September 28, 2024 12:32 pm The greatest toaster. No problems with bread not fitting.
Ok_Measurement_107 on September 28, 2024 12:38 pm Why would your toaster pop without even warming the bread let alone toasting it? I call BS
Shoddy-Ad8143 on September 28, 2024 12:38 pm That is definitely a sign from god. The apocalypse is near.
StalkMeNowCrazyLady on September 28, 2024 12:46 pm OP forgot to actually toast their toast before faking the post lol
goronado on September 28, 2024 12:53 pm you could’ve at least toasted it before putting the bread there to make it more believable
Working_Asparagus_59 on September 28, 2024 1:01 pm **Carefully balances bread on edge of toaster and pulls out camera** 🤗
Puzzleheaded_Sock218 on September 28, 2024 1:04 pm Great little toaster, I have the water cooker as well
Any_Roof_6199 on September 28, 2024 1:08 pm Internet taught me the word smegma and I’ll never forgive it.
19 Comments
Questionable brand name.
Your toast is raw.
SMEG
I laughed through the first few seasons of BakeOff because of this.
Thanks Red Dwarf.
You didn’t insert it with respect. Try again
The greatest toaster. No problems with bread not fitting.
Why would your toaster pop without even warming the bread let alone toasting it? I call BS
“Hiya! Bad news, your toaster isn’t toasting.”
That is definitely a sign from god. The apocalypse is near.
OP forgot to actually toast their toast before faking the post lol
you could’ve at least toasted it before putting the bread there to make it more believable
I can’t get the video to play.
Schlanger.
IM READY!
**Carefully balances bread on edge of toaster and pulls out camera** 🤗
It’s challenging you
Great little toaster, I have the water cooker as well
Internet taught me the word smegma and I’ll never forgive it.
😄 🤣
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