Nope. Carries a risk of an 18 year or longer debilitating chronic condition.
BooCreepyFootDr on
It’s the prediction map for Hurricane Helene.
OriginalShoulder1969 on
Look out for shooting spores.
Elegant-Concert-7445 on
Just the tip 😉
AmyGPetitee on
This mushroom is better sucked, it tastes better that way. lol
UnableAd2579 on
Not eat
ShroosInabag on
Had to post at r/mildlypenis
raddywatty105 on
Seems a bit past it’s prime
NeedleworkerExtra915 on
Not like that you can’t. You gotta give it a good rub first.
FuehrerStoleMyBike on
Rub your hands to warm them up a little then give it a massage and it might become pleasant to eat, doesnt work always especially if alcohol is involved but its worth a try.
jathor007 on
Damn talk about mushroom tip
Stang1776 on
Just don’t bite inro it. It’s shaped like that so it can slide down your throat easily
arny56 on
I think it needs Viagra first.
CurrentlyLucid on
Looks dangerous!
Benaffect23 on
Not in one bite lol
Effective-Storage32 on
Just give it a little kiss.
CR0SBO on
Idk, but I don’t think I’d be too fond of the texture; it’s rather woody
Tybaltr53 on
r/mycology
kingsumo_1 on
I believe the standard serving size for those is “a bag of”.
Extreme-Cupcake5929 on
💀💀
ryancaa on
What up?!
TearsOfTheOrphan on
Nature just loves dick shapes.
Responsible_Cry_5373 on
That’s one well hung shroom!
Spork_Warrior on
I think eating that would be kid of a dick move.
The_Great_Lynzeeni on
Everything is edible at least once *(I’m kidding, please don’t eat random mushrooms)*
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nope, not in that condition, no
Ask Stormy Daniels
If you don’t know, don’t touch it.
Nope. Carries a risk of an 18 year or longer debilitating chronic condition.
It’s the prediction map for Hurricane Helene.
Look out for shooting spores.
Just the tip 😉
This mushroom is better sucked, it tastes better that way. lol
Not eat
Had to post at r/mildlypenis
Seems a bit past it’s prime
Not like that you can’t. You gotta give it a good rub first.
Rub your hands to warm them up a little then give it a massage and it might become pleasant to eat, doesnt work always especially if alcohol is involved but its worth a try.
Damn talk about mushroom tip
Just don’t bite inro it. It’s shaped like that so it can slide down your throat easily
I think it needs Viagra first.
Looks dangerous!
Not in one bite lol
Just give it a little kiss.
Idk, but I don’t think I’d be too fond of the texture; it’s rather woody
r/mycology
I believe the standard serving size for those is “a bag of”.
💀💀
What up?!
Nature just loves dick shapes.
That’s one well hung shroom!
I think eating that would be kid of a dick move.
Everything is edible at least once *(I’m kidding, please don’t eat random mushrooms)*
Spit, don’t swallow.
As long as you don’t swallow.
r/accidentalpenis
All mushrooms are edible… Some of then just once.
Not sure…. how old is it?
Try sticking it in your ass
The “dick-a-licious”? Yep!
Hey, $20 is $20
Spit on it first
As long as you don’t swallow, you’ll be OK.
r/mildlypenis