I both despise and pity anyone who would take the time to bother posting something like this. Making the world just ever so slightly worse.
rob_1127 on
I bet the OP has a body like a bowl of jello.
dontdisturbus on
If you call Scarlett Johansson ”mid” I expect you to be the most handsome dude who ever existed.
dishonor-onyourcow on
I’m starting to think a lot of men don’t actually like women.
HamFart69 on
Bro has never seen a real woman naked
Krisuad2002 on
Has standards high as hell, probably wouldn’t get laid even if he paid a hooker
mightbeumightbme on
Looks amazing, she is almost 40 ffs. OP is the only one embarrassing themselves. 
Stysner on
Dearie me what a smokeshow. What is this guy on about? Watching too much anime/hentai or what?
gadget850 on
She is 39 and looks good to me.
chocolatechipninja on
Sad troll says what?
RumouredCity on
Tell us you’ve never been with a woman without telling us you’ve never been with a woman.
Key_Ad1854 on
She’s 40…has 2 kids…
She looks bad ass
DifferentCod7 on
Most 40 year olds are in a lot worse shape then the fucking black widow
Any_Band_8428 on
If he thinks she’s just mid, I wanna know what he thinks a smoke show looks like
_Pill-Cosby_ on
If that is “mid” where he’s from, I’m moving there.
Constant-Recipe-9850 on
sure buddy. grapes are always sour
Killarogue on
I’d go to war for ScarJo, calling her mid is laughably sad.
tiagolkar on
IndependentOwn1184 on
Pretty sure if he got her alone it’d be premature EJ before his pants hit his knees… you played yourself….
Seorsei on
She’s also 39 lmfao. I think she looks great. Most people will have a few wrinkles at that age. The body shaming is kinda disturbing, not gonna lie
clippervictor on
Goodness lord. Scarlett Johanson is possibly the hottest woman in the last 25 years. I couldn’t care less about literally anything of her body figure. Smh
Environmental-Arm365 on
SJ is fine as hell. The OP should be ashamed of this post.
NerdFromColorado on
Love how these kinds of people make Lloyd and Harry look better and better every time they open their mouths.
Pistonenvy2 on
scarlette johansson, a woman who is almost universally regarded as one of the hottest to ever live, is mid?
according to this random divorced man on twitter?
wow i didnt know that. i should change my opinion on this i guess.
monkeyhoward on
I was watching an interview with Colin Jost the other day and I thought to myself “Damn that’s one lucky dude. No matter how bad a day he has, he gets to go home and get loved up on by SJ”
padizzledonk on
Shes fucking 40
Shes is fucking killing it lol
Shit, when i was 16 girls my age had similar body flaws…….Fucking excuse me, no, you cant even call them “flaws” at all, its just how real human bodies look
Airs-21 on
Did he see a woman only in computer games before writing this comment?
Stiqkey on
How to tell someone’s never seen a naked woman before.
Also, what’s wrong with the tummy picture? I get the first one is pointing out the little bit of cellulite, but she has like a picture perfect stomach there.
DaveyDumplings on
Who fucking cares what this fucking loser thinks?
I mean honestly…
Plus_Motor9754 on
Incel talk. Whenever any man… I’m sorry I mean BOY acts like this, I hope you women don’t give them attention. Probably some weirdo Andrew Tate worshipping kind of guy. Gross. 🤢
Isitfood on
How dare she have organs! The horror!
Responsible_Cry_5373 on
If she’s mid, I’m the fucking Pope!
Ggriffinz on
Reminds me of every tabloid from the 90s that cursed an entire generation of girls to have body image issues and eating disorders.
Opening-Age225 on
She is MID. Mother I’ld Dick.
R3stl3SSW4rr1or on
She’s fuckin hot and OP of the oc is an incel for sure
Rich-Appearance-7145 on
Dude calling her mid, is outta his mind Mother of two, 40 yrs, she’s hot, she’s all natural even at the beach, without getting ready for a camera. Scarlet looks amazing.
sbbblaw on
I don’t understand? She’s looks fine, with 2 kids all the more impressive.
AbeFromanSassageKing on
TIL Scarlett Johansson is mid and thus I’ve been attracted to orcs my whole life.
randubis on
I’ve never been more jealous of Colin Jost, personally.
d4everman on
Lol…she’s about 40, she has 2 kids and she’s hot. What’s this guy’s problem?
NieMonD on
What is even being circled in the 2nd pic
AnotherUserOutThere on
People that criticize or say those features are bad or not attractive, apparently don’t know what actually happens to people as they age and are in for a real awakening once they grow up.
Absolutely nothing embarrassing in those photos… The haters are what are embarrassing…
Senior_Resolution_20 on
I think she looks perfect, partly because she looks real.
Defiant_Property_336 on
She is hot AF !!!
CompetitiveMuffin690 on
$5 says dude that posted that looks nowhere near close to the thought of looking comparatively good as she does. And watches a lot of “Alpha Male” crap
Aviation_nut63 on
Say “I’ve never been with a woman” without saying “I’ve never been with a woman”
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I both despise and pity anyone who would take the time to bother posting something like this. Making the world just ever so slightly worse.
I bet the OP has a body like a bowl of jello.
If you call Scarlett Johansson ”mid” I expect you to be the most handsome dude who ever existed.
I’m starting to think a lot of men don’t actually like women.
Bro has never seen a real woman naked
Has standards high as hell, probably wouldn’t get laid even if he paid a hooker
Looks amazing, she is almost 40 ffs. OP is the only one embarrassing themselves. 
Dearie me what a smokeshow. What is this guy on about? Watching too much anime/hentai or what?
She is 39 and looks good to me.
Sad troll says what?
Tell us you’ve never been with a woman without telling us you’ve never been with a woman.
She’s 40…has 2 kids…
She looks bad ass
Most 40 year olds are in a lot worse shape then the fucking black widow
If he thinks she’s just mid, I wanna know what he thinks a smoke show looks like
If that is “mid” where he’s from, I’m moving there.
sure buddy. grapes are always sour
I’d go to war for ScarJo, calling her mid is laughably sad.
Pretty sure if he got her alone it’d be premature EJ before his pants hit his knees… you played yourself….
She’s also 39 lmfao. I think she looks great. Most people will have a few wrinkles at that age. The body shaming is kinda disturbing, not gonna lie
Goodness lord. Scarlett Johanson is possibly the hottest woman in the last 25 years. I couldn’t care less about literally anything of her body figure. Smh
SJ is fine as hell. The OP should be ashamed of this post.
Love how these kinds of people make Lloyd and Harry look better and better every time they open their mouths.
scarlette johansson, a woman who is almost universally regarded as one of the hottest to ever live, is mid?
according to this random divorced man on twitter?
wow i didnt know that. i should change my opinion on this i guess.
I was watching an interview with Colin Jost the other day and I thought to myself “Damn that’s one lucky dude. No matter how bad a day he has, he gets to go home and get loved up on by SJ”
Shes fucking 40
Shes is fucking killing it lol
Shit, when i was 16 girls my age had similar body flaws…….Fucking excuse me, no, you cant even call them “flaws” at all, its just how real human bodies look
Did he see a woman only in computer games before writing this comment?
How to tell someone’s never seen a naked woman before.
Also, what’s wrong with the tummy picture? I get the first one is pointing out the little bit of cellulite, but she has like a picture perfect stomach there.
Who fucking cares what this fucking loser thinks?
I mean honestly…
Incel talk. Whenever any man… I’m sorry I mean BOY acts like this, I hope you women don’t give them attention. Probably some weirdo Andrew Tate worshipping kind of guy. Gross. 🤢
How dare she have organs! The horror!
If she’s mid, I’m the fucking Pope!
Reminds me of every tabloid from the 90s that cursed an entire generation of girls to have body image issues and eating disorders.
She is MID. Mother I’ld Dick.
She’s fuckin hot and OP of the oc is an incel for sure
Dude calling her mid, is outta his mind Mother of two, 40 yrs, she’s hot, she’s all natural even at the beach, without getting ready for a camera. Scarlet looks amazing.
I don’t understand? She’s looks fine, with 2 kids all the more impressive.
TIL Scarlett Johansson is mid and thus I’ve been attracted to orcs my whole life.
I’ve never been more jealous of Colin Jost, personally.
Lol…she’s about 40, she has 2 kids and she’s hot. What’s this guy’s problem?
What is even being circled in the 2nd pic
People that criticize or say those features are bad or not attractive, apparently don’t know what actually happens to people as they age and are in for a real awakening once they grow up.
Absolutely nothing embarrassing in those photos… The haters are what are embarrassing…
I think she looks perfect, partly because she looks real.
She is hot AF !!!
$5 says dude that posted that looks nowhere near close to the thought of looking comparatively good as she does. And watches a lot of “Alpha Male” crap
Say “I’ve never been with a woman” without saying “I’ve never been with a woman”
She looks fantastic!
Mid ? 40s and 2 kids….she’s still stunning.