Saw someone describe people like Elon as “Pizza Cutters”. All edge, no point.
emptyhellebore on
He’s so oily. Ick.
XZZ5 on
This is like when the smelly neckbeard at highschool who orbits the goth girls pulls his fedora down over his eyes and unsheathes
his mall-bought katana
kilofeet on
A sword in front of the American flag, he literally brought a knife to a gun fight
helmetshrike on
this is a grown ass man
not-dsl on
Samurai Fat
NyxShadowhawk on
Oh my god did he seriously do an “I studied the blade” unironically?
And why is it *always* a katana? Longswords, people!
mndsm79 on
Where’s the fedora?
Vast-Passenger-3035 on
How the heck did people use to think he was cool?
BobbyGuano on
Fuck his south african ass
Limeyness on
All the angst of a teenage boy, and all the gut of a creepy uncle.
Educational-Quote-22 on
This mofo is 13 years old mentally! 😂
3kidsnomoney--- on
What a sad little try-hard he is!
Tazling on
isn’t he … quoting Andrew Tate?
JelloButtWiggle on
Is he cosplaying as a poor?
kaelaria on
I always wondered who watched those 3am sword infomercials
Illustrious-Bee-6918 on
Jesus christ
polaromonas on
He’s LARPing now?
That’s fine as a hobby, but don’t kid yourself it’s anything more, Elon.
timjohnkub on
Dude is clearly mental. He needs help
Nintendo1964 on
He’s really getting that 13 year old boy fanbase of his all riled up for the election they can’t vote in.
Negative_Piglet_1589 on
I feel bad for the person having to photofluff him 🤮
outsidehere on
Damn what a loser.
Imaginary_You2814 on
His family needs to commit him
BiggyShake on
Elon confessed to murdering people and putting their bodies in a personal secret graveyard?
Brosif563 on
How do super weird people become the rich ones?
imjusthereforsmash on
This guy isn’t even American. What the hell is his problem
Hour_Abies578 on
Is the large graveyard a family diamond mine that caved in?
ConsistentStock7519 on
Oh, Elmo….too much medicine again??? Sober up and fix your CyberTruck. FDT
First_Play5335 on
So incredibly pathetic
PoorPauly on
mein-shekel on
“while you’ve been going on ‘dates’ with ‘females’, I’ve been studying the blade”
xpacean on
Yeah, name some of these vanquished enemies then, dipshit
longjohnjess on
Budget_Llama_Shoes on
Why is a fourteen year old the richest person on earth?
mecha_flake on
I have a large HOA filled with my enemies (they are all quite alive, alas).
senor-churro on
God that fat fucker his off his rocker
Inconstant_Moo on
While you were studying personal hygiene, he studied the blade.
Affectionate_Fly1413 on
This guy has all the money in the world to dedicate himself to be fit, well educated and travel the world enjoying a healthy lifestyle, even being famous and if he wanted he could literally end up being the most interesting man in the world.
But nooooo… he wants to pretend he’s a Bond movie type of antihero, but comes out more like an Austin Powers villan.
TexMurphyPHD on
Neck beard, no deodorant, silk shirt with flames on it energy.
GloomyFondant526 on
I am so sorry for partying, having premarital sex and wasting my days at the gym. Elon has showed us all the terrifying power of study.
MysterionSP1724 on
How much you wanna bet he has an Apartheid flag in his basement?
thephildoctor on
elgarraz on
While I was out being a reasonable human being, he studied the blade…
HotStaxOfWax on
This demented child punked out immediately when Zuckerberg took him up on his offer to fight. He is a coward who thinks that In whatever battle world libertarian fever dream he wants to bring about that he would rule. Not understanding that whatever security detail he thinks will protect him, wouldn’t immediately let a mob drag him out of whatever posh little hole he’s built for himself, eat him, then loot the place. I am definitely not a badass, but i would bet my life I could wake up from a dead sleep in my boxers, destroy him, and be back in bed before my eyes adjusted to the light.
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Big incel energy
I’ve had less cringy interactions with my introverted and socially awkward 14 year old…
Is it a graveyard of banned Twitter accounts?
Careful or he’ll chest bump you
https://preview.redd.it/qevaqd8649rd1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396547ed36ca547cb36aff67fca0f51add254fa2
Saw someone describe people like Elon as “Pizza Cutters”. All edge, no point.
He’s so oily. Ick.
This is like when the smelly neckbeard at highschool who orbits the goth girls pulls his fedora down over his eyes and unsheathes
his mall-bought katana
A sword in front of the American flag, he literally brought a knife to a gun fight
this is a grown ass man
Samurai Fat
Oh my god did he seriously do an “I studied the blade” unironically?
And why is it *always* a katana? Longswords, people!
Where’s the fedora?
How the heck did people use to think he was cool?
Fuck his south african ass
All the angst of a teenage boy, and all the gut of a creepy uncle.
This mofo is 13 years old mentally! 😂
What a sad little try-hard he is!
isn’t he … quoting Andrew Tate?
Is he cosplaying as a poor?
I always wondered who watched those 3am sword infomercials
Jesus christ
He’s LARPing now?
That’s fine as a hobby, but don’t kid yourself it’s anything more, Elon.
Dude is clearly mental. He needs help
He’s really getting that 13 year old boy fanbase of his all riled up for the election they can’t vote in.
I feel bad for the person having to photofluff him 🤮
Damn what a loser.
His family needs to commit him
Elon confessed to murdering people and putting their bodies in a personal secret graveyard?
How do super weird people become the rich ones?
This guy isn’t even American. What the hell is his problem
Is the large graveyard a family diamond mine that caved in?
Oh, Elmo….too much medicine again??? Sober up and fix your CyberTruck. FDT
So incredibly pathetic
“while you’ve been going on ‘dates’ with ‘females’, I’ve been studying the blade”
Yeah, name some of these vanquished enemies then, dipshit
Why is a fourteen year old the richest person on earth?
I have a large HOA filled with my enemies (they are all quite alive, alas).
God that fat fucker his off his rocker
While you were studying personal hygiene, he studied the blade.
This guy has all the money in the world to dedicate himself to be fit, well educated and travel the world enjoying a healthy lifestyle, even being famous and if he wanted he could literally end up being the most interesting man in the world.
But nooooo… he wants to pretend he’s a Bond movie type of antihero, but comes out more like an Austin Powers villan.
Neck beard, no deodorant, silk shirt with flames on it energy.
I am so sorry for partying, having premarital sex and wasting my days at the gym. Elon has showed us all the terrifying power of study.
How much you wanna bet he has an Apartheid flag in his basement?
While I was out being a reasonable human being, he studied the blade…
This demented child punked out immediately when Zuckerberg took him up on his offer to fight. He is a coward who thinks that In whatever battle world libertarian fever dream he wants to bring about that he would rule. Not understanding that whatever security detail he thinks will protect him, wouldn’t immediately let a mob drag him out of whatever posh little hole he’s built for himself, eat him, then loot the place. I am definitely not a badass, but i would bet my life I could wake up from a dead sleep in my boxers, destroy him, and be back in bed before my eyes adjusted to the light.