She’s off her damned rocker and has been for a long time. Wtf is she doing on that phony assholes tour anyway?
aufrenchy on
Lowering the Barr, once again.
neutral-otter on
This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts
Herlander_Carvalho on
Can some Vampire please, suck the life out of Roseanne Barr? Thanks in advance!
Bored_Gamer73 on
I thought she died years ago.🤷
Acrobatic_Ad7541 on
I’m not sure about vampires, but listening to her voice has made it abundantly clear that banshees exist
Silver996C2 on
She’s been mentally ill for years. Staff on her show were really worried for her until she finally melted down and spewed out shit publicly and the show runner and network finally had no choice but to fire her. How bad is it that you get fired from a show named after you? She’s been in a delusional state ever since.
thefifththwiseman on
I wouldn’t fuck Roseanne Barr with Rosie O’Donnell’s rubber cock. What an insufferable bag.
TheExaspera on
DAMN! She’s onto me! 😎
Solitaire_87 on
And I liked her sitcom
Makes it really difficult to enjoy it anymore. So odd seeing someone who was in a fairly progressive show in terms of gay rights be acting like a Christian Taliban nutjob
wanna_escape_123 on
Who the fucc are those elites I wonder …. 🤔 They’re definitely not Elon, Bezos, Trump, Satya, Pichai, or Gates according to her, innit ? 🤡
Betdebt on
Ambien is a hell of a drug
Beenthere-doneit55 on
Not weird?!?!
Coulrophiliac444 on
If by ‘Vampire’ meaning I’m up all night as its the only time to myself to do my hobbies or workout, then yeah. Otherwise I’ll eat a clove of garlic raw and spit it in her eyes and we’ll see who the real vampire is.
ITeechYoKidsArt on
Well I don’t know much about vampires, but I know a bloodsucking hell beast when I marry one. -Tom Arnold
CraftFamiliar5243 on
Glad she cleared that up for us.
SomegalInCa on
I’m sorry she’s just waka doodle
Shoegazer75 on
The people who genuinely buy this shit scare the hell out of me.
gurganator on
Pretty easy to stop something that never started…
dfwcouple43sum on
“Trump is going to stop it.”
He was president for 4 years. Why didn’t he stop it then? Has he published his plan to stop blood drinking vampires?
mercutio48 on
Wait, when did Roseanne become good at comedy again?
sassychubzilla on
Really sounds like these alt right conspiracy theorists are psyching themselves up to have a buffet of babies.
IanTheMagus on
Elon and Zuckerberg look like they might. Don Jr and Eric, too. Definitely Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Guy_Smylee on
Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.
jd807 on
Way to go, Tuck! This really helps your zero credibility!
PreOpTransCentaur on
Man, if only he’d had 4 years to stop it before..
lil_trim on
I’d feel a lot more comfortable with someone who has combat experience taking on these vampires.
gwdope on
Literally blood libel. Bingo! bingo I got bingo! Oh wait, I had Don Jr cutting the head off a whale not RFK…
Friendly-Worker-3474 on
The Maniacal Mystery Tour… they’re coming to take her away, coming to take her away… cue the strait jacket chorus
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She’s off her damned rocker and has been for a long time. Wtf is she doing on that phony assholes tour anyway?
Lowering the Barr, once again.
This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts
Can some Vampire please, suck the life out of Roseanne Barr? Thanks in advance!
I thought she died years ago.🤷
I’m not sure about vampires, but listening to her voice has made it abundantly clear that banshees exist
She’s been mentally ill for years. Staff on her show were really worried for her until she finally melted down and spewed out shit publicly and the show runner and network finally had no choice but to fire her. How bad is it that you get fired from a show named after you? She’s been in a delusional state ever since.
I wouldn’t fuck Roseanne Barr with Rosie O’Donnell’s rubber cock. What an insufferable bag.
DAMN! She’s onto me! 😎
And I liked her sitcom
Makes it really difficult to enjoy it anymore. So odd seeing someone who was in a fairly progressive show in terms of gay rights be acting like a Christian Taliban nutjob
Who the fucc are those elites I wonder …. 🤔 They’re definitely not Elon, Bezos, Trump, Satya, Pichai, or Gates according to her, innit ? 🤡
Ambien is a hell of a drug
Not weird?!?!
If by ‘Vampire’ meaning I’m up all night as its the only time to myself to do my hobbies or workout, then yeah. Otherwise I’ll eat a clove of garlic raw and spit it in her eyes and we’ll see who the real vampire is.
Well I don’t know much about vampires, but I know a bloodsucking hell beast when I marry one. -Tom Arnold
Glad she cleared that up for us.
I’m sorry she’s just waka doodle
The people who genuinely buy this shit scare the hell out of me.
Pretty easy to stop something that never started…
“Trump is going to stop it.”
He was president for 4 years. Why didn’t he stop it then? Has he published his plan to stop blood drinking vampires?
Wait, when did Roseanne become good at comedy again?
Really sounds like these alt right conspiracy theorists are psyching themselves up to have a buffet of babies.
Elon and Zuckerberg look like they might. Don Jr and Eric, too. Definitely Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.
Way to go, Tuck! This really helps your zero credibility!
Man, if only he’d had 4 years to stop it before..
I’d feel a lot more comfortable with someone who has combat experience taking on these vampires.
Literally blood libel. Bingo! bingo I got bingo! Oh wait, I had Don Jr cutting the head off a whale not RFK…
The Maniacal Mystery Tour… they’re coming to take her away, coming to take her away… cue the strait jacket chorus
That’s straight from Q Anon
[Tuckers expression is priceless](https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1839459602011664704)
Whatever she is taking, she should take less.