I mean, imagine living your whole life at or below sea level and then rolling up on mountains. They ain’t got hill walking legs
lord-yuan on
Or you hope one more country speaking Dutch?
demostv on
No spice
Suspicious-Capital12 on
No Dutch present after leaving, yet after the country gets colonized by the British they still keep the name.
FrenchieB014 on
> be Scottish
> discovere an island
>name it New caledonia in reference to your hometown
> is French for the next hundred years
Another win against the barry
gar1848 on
This is why big-ass Dutch colonial empire is one of my favorite alternate history tropes. MFs could have colonised a good chunk of the planet
kainophanes on
Thank God. Imagine a kiwi saying “We hebben een serieus probleem”
RudyKnots on
We got our sheep from an island roughly 4 hours away.
Speedwagon1738 on
They named it and caused several generations of Americans to wonder “where’s old Zealand?”
Sir_doggy on
– be a viking
– discover south america
– nothing to raid
– paint a few rocks
– go away
– never talk about it ever again
realsrvbhtngr on
Idk man is it just me or Australia and New Zealand ain’t real but a propaganda by round earthers
HOT-DAM-DOG on
The Dutch are the most based explorers. Instead of colonizing like virgins they created the most profitable company in the history of mankind and continued to live below sea level.
TopHatGirlInATuxedo on
Did the Dutch really get there before the 1300s? That’s about when the Maōri and them got there.
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I mean, imagine living your whole life at or below sea level and then rolling up on mountains. They ain’t got hill walking legs
Or you hope one more country speaking Dutch?
No spice
No Dutch present after leaving, yet after the country gets colonized by the British they still keep the name.
> be Scottish
> discovere an island
>name it New caledonia in reference to your hometown
> is French for the next hundred years
Another win against the barry
This is why big-ass Dutch colonial empire is one of my favorite alternate history tropes. MFs could have colonised a good chunk of the planet
Thank God. Imagine a kiwi saying “We hebben een serieus probleem”
We got our sheep from an island roughly 4 hours away.
They named it and caused several generations of Americans to wonder “where’s old Zealand?”
– be a viking
– discover south america
– nothing to raid
– paint a few rocks
– go away
– never talk about it ever again
Idk man is it just me or Australia and New Zealand ain’t real but a propaganda by round earthers
The Dutch are the most based explorers. Instead of colonizing like virgins they created the most profitable company in the history of mankind and continued to live below sea level.
Did the Dutch really get there before the 1300s? That’s about when the Maōri and them got there.